holy cabooses! | cornelius hackl from the matchmaker & hello dolly is AUTISTIC and BISEXUAL. nsfw/priv: @whorrodedkas. 🚫pro/comsh!p / zionists fuck off🚫
wayne reads the hobbit to baby eddie and improvises that bilbo and all the hobbits eat lots of vegetables so eddie will eat his. and when eddie rereads it himself when hes older hes like wtf wayne theyre always eating pastries and cheese.
The American voting public are going to stand on rooftops screaming at the top of their lungs for the next 3 fucking years that they won't vote for a Zionist, Dems will anoint a Zionist anyway, ppl won't vote for that candidate, and the Dems will blame the people for their loss.
classical pianist steve and metal guitarist eddie meet at a volunteer initiative to provide music therapy for kids in a children’s hospital. they clash at first because eddie is loud and brash & steve is pretentious and cocky, but then they begin to see how much each other
dustin has a kid and names it edward claude henderson.
edward loves metal music. dustin plays him metallica all the time, it gets to the point where if edward is cranky, the songs can calm him down.
and he’s terrified of bats. more than any normal kid should be.
can there please be a steddie phantom of the opera au with steve as a handsome young up and coming opera singer & eddie as the town freak who hides away in the tunnels below the theater but has a passion for music?
he’s the most beautiful boy in the whole entire world. he’s constantly trembling and stimming and making little noises and trying to help (and accidentally breaking everything) and everyone is always so mad at him. my poor baby.
friend asked me to act in his short film tomorrow. said I'm perfect for the role. I said sure, what the hell. I get the script. I'm playing a stripped and hogtied man screaming for his life.