“By this shall men know ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another” | Tweets are my own and not my employers #gocougs #guardsball
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Feb 20
Me liking every Josh Pate hate tweet I see
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Outrageously funny to me that my research lab is staffed by folks from 3 of the 7 flags in this dudes display name. There is a very good reason these people came to the states— they felt their skills would be wasted in their home countries😭
To become rich from curing cancer, you have to withhold the cure from people suffering and dying from cancer. So yes, you don't deserve to get rich from curing cancer. Only in an exploitative and unethical system is this seen as acceptable.
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There are less than 10 of us btw. If you went through my building, I bet you’d find someone from each nation expect North Korea
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I bet those “educators” you think are so useless probably knew what Côte d’Ivoire was
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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Ok, so I’m not going to go into the specifics as we were directed to not disseminate the message, but a couple of takeaways:
1. Elder Bednar is a very funny, personable guy
2. The Quorum of the 12 love each other and love us more than I appreciated
3. We need to have more kids!
Jun 13
Elder David A Bednar will be addressing the young married couples of Boston from this pulpit in T-minus 30 minutes. Reports will follow🫡
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Sometimes we forget that the General Authorities and Officers had to fight tooth and nail to scratch out a living, just like most of us. Lives are never perfectly analogous, but if they managed to do it, ai really do trust we’ll be able to get it done too
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Elder David A Bednar will be addressing the young married couples of Boston from this pulpit in T-minus 30 minutes. Reports will follow🫡
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Will Hamilton-ass post #iykyk
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Given how rare large swaths of flat land are to come by on the California Coast and how dire the state is in need of housing its surprising to me that the Salinas Valley hasn't been developed more its only got 390K people!
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99% sure this is satire, but I fear some of the unsuspecting ladies dating the anime profile-pic, deznat groypers are gonna be in for a rude awakening one day
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I know that presumes those guys ever have dating success, but idk man, married student wards in Provo are populated by some odd cookies😅
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Jun 13
Are there any of my Trump voting friends out there that think this clown show at the memorial for the greatest American to ever live is a good thing?
I didn’t give any thought to the ballroom, or the reflecting pool, or the arch, or even the White House lawn. This is different
Jun 13
Dana White: Are we translating that or what?...That was English? Oh shit, alright. It was Spanish to me.
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Jun 13
All the Texas Tech fans up in my mentions defending Cody Campbell for “earning” his billion dollars
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He’s even worse than most billionaires somehow. He largely made his fortune in “real estate”🤢
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Hydration break?? Gianni Infantino wanted that sweet, sweet ad revenue I see
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John S retweeted
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I know it’s 2026 and nuance is illegal but you can simultaneously think SpaceX rocketry is an impressive engineering achievement while also thinking a $2T valuation is an affront to intellectual honesty
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Cody Campbell donated 100k to Ken Paxton AFTER he was impeached by the Texas House for bribery, and obstruction of justice.
I used to think Campbell was just a blustering west Texan who came into more money than he could spend. Nope! He’s actually a legitimately bad guy lol
Cody Campbell pushes back on the growing conversation around boycotting Texas Tech.
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Guaranteed 2 homers against the Guards this year
Jun 12
The Guardians traded Nolan Jones and some cash to the White Sox for $250k of international pool moolah
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