5 jobs I’ve had:
1. Clothes shop sales asst in Essex, where everyone else pronounced “gilet” like “gullet” with an “i”
2. Filing asst for accountants, where I had hours of solitude in the filing room and rooftop views across Marylebone, and learned to socialise with rich people
5 jobs I've had:
1) Professional Dog Walker
(sadly a dog walker had been murdered
so i knew there was an opening)
2) Playboy (door) Bunny
(I was dared to apply, hated it,
left 9 months later after I had saved
enough money to travel to London,
left mid shift wearing my costume
under my clothes)
3) Acting here & there nothing of note
& Sketch Comedy Team
4) Showroom/Fitting Model on 7th Ave
Very High end (but run by Mafia)
5) Decorative Painter which led to my own
Giftware Company (I would have made
more money and had a better sex life
if I had been locked up in prison)