I can stop hiccups using only my mind.
Joined January 2008
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Apr 18
‘How are you so focused under pressure?’
Me in 1995:
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Apr 13
Just in case you’re having a bad day, remember this is how they weigh koalas 😍
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Apr 13
Every single thing you want in life is on the other side of something that sucks. That suck might be 100 workouts, 100 bland meals, 100 hours of work, or 100 hard conversations. Embrace it as the cost of entry. The answers you seek are found in the actions you avoid.
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Don’t worry. You’re going to be alright.
Things will get weird and you’ll have to work hard but you’ll be alright.
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Feb 25
Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear
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Feb 12
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Feb 12
The story of life
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Jan 22
Asked a rival dad with a Honda Ridgeline if he wanted to borrow my truck to get firewood before the ice storm of if he was just going to stick with the little bags of wood from the gas station he likes.
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31 Dec 2025
On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip. #CalvinandHobbes
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26 Dec 2025
Got some Polo Sport cologne for Christmas so if any ladies who graduated high school in 1996 run into me just remember, I’m married.
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1 Oct 2025
Mole Mania DX – #GameBoy Classic Gets a Color Upgrade
Thanks @marc_robledo and team for this release.
Read about it here:
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Andrew Cox retweeted
30 Sep 2025
You can learn a lot about people by asking them “What are you looking forward to?”
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9 Sep 2025
Phantom Menace is really the movie for our time
Trade disputes
Dysfunctional political system
Reckless sports gambling
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12 Aug 2025
Your normal day is someone’s dream so be thankful everyday.
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6 Aug 2025
Always stick to what makes you weird, odd, strange, different. That’s your source of power.
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4 Aug 2025
autocorrecting "omw" to "On my way!" is diabolical
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3 Aug 2025
So much advantage in life comes from being willing to look like an idiot in the short term.
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21 Jul 2025
We overvalue money and undervalue time because money feels earned, while time seems freely available.
In reality, money is ubiquitous, and time is the most expensive currency you can pay with.
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18 Jul 2025
Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time
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17 Jul 2025
Something I told 13 yo: For the next 5 years or so, everything I suggest will be idiotic. But don't worry, I'll eventually start to become reasonable again.
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