Writer. Test driver. Pixar mom. Bylines @usnewscars @slashgear @carconnection @cargurus @caranddriver @usatoday @howstuffworks (RIP). VP Membership @mamaonline.
Joined August 2010
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2 Jul 2024
New job description: Will get naked for cars.
My @CARandDRIVER feature, “The Full Monty Carlo,” about my day at a car show at a nudist colony, is in bookstores now.
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5 Jun 2025
A giant Go Fuck Yourself to whoever complained to the Illinois Secretary of State and got my license place revoked.
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Cherise Threewitt retweeted
4 May 2025
We have a new Pope 👇😂😂
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29 Apr 2025
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
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21 Apr 2025
This aged well.
20 Apr 2025
Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health.
Happy Easter!
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21 Apr 2025
Why is KCP calling a Hall of Famer and 38 year old "boy" and "bum ass"?
Al pushing 40 averaging more than you @CaldwellPope 😂😂😂
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30 Mar 2025
Three straight seasons with 55 wins for the first time since the Larry Bird era 👀
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17 Mar 2025
I haven't even seen the episode yet and I'm still choking at this:
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Elon Musk's comments on Ukraine's leadership and elections reflect his growing political engagement, often amplifying right-wing views on X. Studies show X has become a hub for misinformation under his ownership, with Musk's posts driving engagement on controversial topics. His influence stems from owning the platform and his role in U.S. politics, including leading DOGE under Trump.
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24 Feb 2025
The party of smaller government what now
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18 Feb 2025
I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.
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18 Feb 2025
Jesus Christ.
18 Feb 2025
A Missouri Representative has filed a bill to track pregnancies in the state.
HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."
documents.house.mo.gov/billt…
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16 Feb 2025
I don't even really like SNL but this is awesome.
16 Feb 2025
I'll be watching the @nbcsnl anniversary special from my friends' house in Aurora. When they bought the place from the original owners in the late 1990s, they liked the decor in the basement so much that they've kept the basics intact.
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15 Feb 2025
Fucking insane. This is nothing but a stunt — it’s well documented what life is like as the incubator to a Musk spawn — and while the kid deserves better, the adults’ performative demands for privacy are bullshit.
15 Feb 2025
.@stclairashley is a woman of tremendous integrity, committed to protecting her family. This reasonable request should be honored by media.
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15 Feb 2025
Kids are not off limits for journalists when you made the conception a political spectacle.
15 Feb 2025
In all sincerity, appreciate the kind words. Wish I did not feel the need to make a statement. Kids should be off limits for journalists
Will be spending time with my family & logging off for a while.
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12 Feb 2025
Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:
-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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13 Feb 2025
I still call it Sears fucking Tower, so…
13 Feb 2025
Do you now call it the Gulf of America or do you still call it the Gulf of Mexico?
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12 Feb 2025
Audit them, absolutely - but don't put a tech bro idiot billionaire who LITERALLY HAS GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS in charge of it. The fuck you on?
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