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4 Jun 2025
White people fundamentally don’t understand jazz so we invented jam bands to cope
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Girlfriend is drunk as FUCK and just said “I have plans for you later😏” #whatdatmean
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Jun 14
ooo i’m gay and i live in new york city ran by THE mayor mamdani and the new york knicks just won for the first time since 1973 so the entire city is happy girl fuck you
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Jun 12
FILM OF THE DECADE GIVE IT EVERY OSCAR 10000 BILLION DOLLARS TO MATT REEVES
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Jun 11
Advertised as a BTS concert but- 2 songs in- they they take off their make-up and its actually a Death Grips concert.
Jun 10
I wanna see a Boots Riley directed concert movie 🫥
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Jun 11
Nvm MBJ deserved that Oscar
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Jun 10
Guy who thinks The Doors are opening up at every local show
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I REALLY wanna hate Joey Valance because “white dude from the suburbs reviving 80s mid-school hip hop complete with backwards hats and a skater bro attitude” sounds like a recipe for Gitmo torture music but he lowkey got that shit down.
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Jun 10
people in new york be like "now watching: Shrek 2 on 35mm"
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Jun 9
Knicks overcorrecting by inviting Hilary Clinton to Game 4 and somehow losing the entire series in one game
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Jun 8
Zappa: Drugs erode your mind. They make your work worse.
Zappa's music: I like to poop
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Jun 8
Oh my god.
Hugh Jackman has been cast as Long John Silver in a new ‘TREASURE ISLAND’ film.
Directed by Ridley Scott & written by Jack Thorne.
(Source: Deadline)
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Jun 8
Unlimited Genocide on first class passengers that take 2 hours to deplane
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Jun 7
I'm addicted to nicotine so asking me not to smoke at the Phoebe Bridgers concert is ableism
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Jun 6
All-timer tagline
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this was the third highest grossing movie in 1980 and adjusted for inflation made slightly over 400 million dollars
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Joke’s on you, I hated them before I knew they were shills for Israel
Jun 2
i find them awful politically but i think ppl are too revisionist about radiohead. every other day i see posts here calling their records 0/10s and this just cannot be your objective critical position if you thought they were great before learning of their relationship to israel
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Jun 2
KILL ME
Martin Scorsese has joined a generative AI startup as a partner and advisor.
He adds that he has used AI during pre-production to help with storyboarding — “with this tool, I can share what I’m visualizing more clearly & efficiently to my creative team — the production designer, art designer and cinematographer.”
(Source: nytimes.com/2026/06/02/busin…)
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