So do I get this right >Saylor buys BTC >Issues STRC >Buys more BTC with proceeds as market goes up >Average buy price of infinity >Eventually market goes down >STRC depegs >Saylor sells BTC below his average to repeg STRC >Market moves even lower below his average >Sells even more BTC to repay STRC >Eventually market recovers >Saylor issues more STRC >Buys now more expensive BTC >Repeat I'm a duck but even to me this sounds very retarded If I understand this correctly it's the worst ponzi I've ever seen

Just railed two whole packs of sleepy time tea im in the fields ready to FUCK

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If I have to read "honestly" from Opus one more time I'm gonna fucking kms

Steady lads. 11% depeg $STRC

This implies they will sell entire $BTC reserve to pay $STRC dividends btw Lol, lmao even retarded can't begin to describe

When $STRC is trading at around $40 and $MSTR issues shares at a large discount to mNAV to buy back $STRC, Saylor will probably claim this highly accretive to shareholders

Might have to rebrand to crypto unc

Unibot ruined crypto And sadly some of you probably don't even know what Unibot is smh

Why does milk taste so much better after its expiration date?

Some explain me this. > Fresh wallet with zero history > The only bet: Spain not winning against Cabo Verde 8.5 Million profit. Was the game rigged?

Find somewhere to volunteer The upside is parabolic

"macro expert" literally sitting here in my boxers touching my dick and looking and inferring information from the yield curve and credit spreads.

its osrs and chill weekend

if you’re american, there’s an employee at anthropic that can restore access to fable for you just dm him: @cobie and send a photo of your passport and genitals

fable just wiped my worktree, erasing some git-ignored files and directories, as well as some unpushed WIPs. it wrote this long apologetic note. then auto-suggested, as my reply, “don’t worry about it”

"Yes, they are calling off the Iran strikes later today, buy everything before the news comes out"

The cashier at Home Depot just asked me if I wanted to round up to support the SpaceX IPO

What ever happened to pauly0x and $POND / $PORK?

Kind of cool they're giving us all week to sell the rest of our crypto before SPCX IPO nukes the market