My life since I’ve discovered virtual currencies and crypto twitter. Worth.

Me to Claude: "Make no errors. DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER "

my dream is real now

> Anthropic just launched a free AI academy with 13 certified courses across MCP, APIs, Claude Code and more. > it’s completely free

no risk, no rari

“2026 gonna to be a great year for me” Me in February:

BTC bros Thanksgiving this year

her: what are you thinking about me thinking about how during the 10/10 crypto liquidation event some mysterious wallet got funded with 80-160 million USDC right before Trump's tariff post on China and then opened over a billion in shorts on BTC and ETH with perfect timing down to the minute and closed them at the exact bottom for 160-200 million profit which is impossible without insider info from Trump's circle since his family holds billions in WLFI tokens that dipped 25-30% but they bought back 1.4 million worth right after like they knew it was a setup to clean out leverage and then Binance and Bybit suddenly had "technical issues" freezing orders so traders couldn't close positions or buy the dip while the short whale executed flawlessly and at the same time oracles misfired prices causing stablecoins like USDE to de-peg to 0.65 only on Binance which triggered a cascade of unfair liquidations wiping 1.6 million accounts and 19-40 billion total but insurance funds barely budged and ADL kicked in clipping winners unevenly and market makers like Wintermute moved 700 million including 200 million BTC to Binance hours before like they were prepping the harvest and then data sites like Coinglass got hacked so no one could see the real numbers in real time and exchanges admitted to "system congestion" rejecting close orders with error codes -4118 -2022 -1008 while liquidations ran perfectly against retail and some positions got nuked 25x over even with low leverage because collateral was marked at bogus prints and then rumors spread of two massive trading firms going to zero forced to dump their entire top-100 token books in a fire sale amplifying the altcoin bloodbath down 50-80% in minutes and meanwhile the Chinese Loot Theory fits because Asia was sidelined all year by US narratives like ETFs that got delayed by the government shutdown so CZ launches Aster dex luring billions in OI from noobs right before Xi provokes Trump knowing it'd tank everything and loot the overleveraged longs waiting for SOL XRP DOGE ETFs that never came and then post-crash an invisible predator like a wounded whale or carcinogenic market maker keeps dumping majors into their own shorts suppressing recovery while crypto decouples from rising stocks just like FTX Alameda in 2022 dragging on for months disguised as a bear market and Binance might've orchestrated the whole thing by exploiting their own oracle vulnerabilities to de-peg USDE and cause the cascade specifically to take out Hyperliquid as a competitor but it backfired and now they're reviewing cases case-by-case promising comps benchmarked to midnight but only for that tiny depeg window ignoring the broader manipulation and the awful human cost of traders committing suicide the next day alongside hundreds of portfolios erased including funds that won't admit it publicly and the real winners were a handful of entities pocketing billions in zero-sum derivs while retail became collateral damage in a quiet war between giants and regulators never probe because it's all "just volatility" not negligence or coordination and the market's still acting weird with thin books and artificial pressure like someone's unwinding massive losses by selling non-existing BTC MtGox-style and no full logs or transparency ever gets published so it all smells like a highly coordinated harvest not a market event lmao what the fuck: nothing babe

Dino coins are running it back and it’s absolutely glorious to behold 🥰

XRP should be worth literally zero

🤝

I'm just not going to sell any of my Bitcoin You can all go fuck yourselves

this is def first A tier liq run since 2022

Where legends are born ⚔️🛡️ gm claynos

Rest in peace Charlie.

Still staring at USDT dom charts. My eyeballs are bleeding but we are all up 100x… right?

gm to my fav frog

AHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S A CAT(SLUG)

I hope we reject from 4.31 or else ouch.. more red it seems