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Chubby Joe retweeted
This will never be shown in Western media. A father of 8 young children was forcibly sent to war by Zelensky’s draft officers. EIGHT SMALL CHILDREN have been left without breadwinner and without money! They now risk becoming orphans and ending up in foster care! While Zelensky and his gang steal billions in Western aid, ordinary people are living through the hell of war. Please share.
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26 Mar 2022
1/ On How Short Life Is A few years ago, I was walking around in a blizzard in SoHo (New York). It was late, midnight, and it was beautiful. Some friends, about 15 blocks away, called: "come over?" It was late, it was cold, was tired, thought "maybe not worth it" but then...
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May 4
Let's start with $BTC. Sorry for the delay. Let’s do some simple math around $BTC, saylor and $STRC . Total purchased bitcoin so far for $MSTR is 88,568. Total holdings have reached 818,334 with a goal of hitting at least 1m by eoy. The average is around 730 BTC per da. It’s a rough average and varies slightly.. There are 450 BTC mined per day. So in the same period of purchases 40,500. Strategy is currently on pact to buy 1.6x the supply mined. So one single corporate buyer of BTC has bought more than DOUBLE the btc created in this period. Obviously, at some point something has to give. In the past year I’ve not taken many BTC trades and have been more focused on stocks. Only trading 85k to 92k. 68k to 76k. However. I think once BTC clears the mid 80’s and holds the chances of seeing new highs are quite high. And thus I’ve made new purchases and plan to hold that for the foreseeable future. I’ll do a little weekly update around this. Any increased buying from ETF’s from here will have an outsized impact imo. In terms of probabilities, I think the lows are in and we could see BTC trade as high as $180k between this year and next. The confirmation for that imo is likely holding the mid 80k's short term as the signal for momentum to begin.
May 3
Have a lot of thoughts to share on markets, so I guess this week is a good week to push those out. Both for crypto/stocks. So I will start getting that out tomorrow when I find a few hours. It's been awhile. A lot of great opportunities ahead
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Chubby Joe retweeted
Zelensky’s favorite oligarch, Rinat Akhmetov, known for having bought himself a yacht for 500 million dollars, has carried out another interesting act and set a new record. He bought an apartment in Monaco for 550 million euros. I would like to remind you what exactly oligarch Akhmetov earns his money from. He earns money from electricity in Ukraine. This is the sector to which Brussels sends our European taxes. This is the sector that, almost every month, receives tens and hundreds of millions of euros “to support Ukraine’s energy system.” Just think about it — during a war, earning from an industry that we support with our taxes, a person buys a yacht for 500 million, and then an apartment for 550 million. This is a challenge, this is mockery, this is simply a spit in everyone’s face.
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Crazy story out of Qatar: A British couple honeymooned in Doha, where the wife was harassed at the Ritz-Carlton pool by two men who told her she'd "fall in love" after he slept with her. The hotel gaslit her, with management denying the CCTV backed her story despite their own WhatsApp messages saying the opposite. Her husband posted a TripAdvisor review calling the hotel "unsafe for women." The hotel got it pulled, then a hotel employee filed a defamation complaint against him under Qatar's cybercrime laws. Nearly a year later, when he returned to Qatar for work, he was detained, informed he'd been tried in absentia and fined, and then held for four nights in a deportation centre. The deportation order lasts five years, which severely hurts his career as a Middle East healthcare consultant. In other words, Marriott International, an American company, used Qatari law to silence a complaint about a woman being sexually harassed at their property.
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I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance." 600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President. The distance is my best work. I am the reason these events are unrelated. World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence. Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated. Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated. Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated. Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated. Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard. On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well. The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders. Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial. His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded. The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency. Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name. On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio. Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job. 600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access. A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25. My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper. The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family. I am the reason these events are unrelated.
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Chubby Joe retweeted
app.odei.ai is live 🌐 This is V1 of ODEI. A system that builds personal World Models and Governance loops for humans and AI agents. Early access is limited to $ODAI holders only. The community that backed us from day one is our absolute priority. You are the first to use it and shape what comes next. We appreciate the trust.
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Chubby Joe retweeted
Black Snape just released a Harry Potter diss track
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Bitcoin being able to hold SuperTrend support through all of this is honestly pretty impressive.
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Gavin Newsom doubled Medicaid spending, from $94 billion to $197B per year, while his state's population declined by 0.2 percent. It's not "services expanding" and "new programs being launched." It's just billions in fraud—and massive handouts to his union paymasters.
Right-wing stooge posing as a “reporter” has never heard of services expanding, new programs being launched, or costs going up due to inflation. Suggest he subscribe to our press release list to learn more about how the Governor is delivering for Californians.
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Your ass is alive because of the great sacrifice that the Soviets, mainly Russians, made in the 20th century. Show some respect.
The Moscow that could have been was strangled by the Putin regime at a huge loss to Europe and above all Russia itself but fascism sure is Based buddy.
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Chubby Joe retweeted
6-year-old got welcomed back at school after beating leukemia.. 🥺

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A drug-addicted parasite stole a gun, walked up to a random pregnant woman in Seattle, and murdered her. Instead of just executing him, the state wasted three years “evaluating” him before reaching a plea deal acquitting him for “insanity,” so now millions of dollars can be spent “rehabilitating” him so that later left-wing activists can work for his release in the hopes he will get to do more drugs and kill somebody again.
Seattle man who shot, killed pregnant stranger found not guilty by reason of insanity kiro7.com/news/local/seattle…
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Chubby Joe retweeted
Replying to @level941 @Raydium
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Chubby Joe retweeted
Mar 20
Impressive pigeonomics have caught our attention and driven sustained smart money activity on Moby. 🐋🕊️ So we’re inviting every low IQ pigeon to the app with a community drop: 📲 Import a wallet holding $Pigeon 🔄 Make a swap 🎁 $MOBY lands in your Rewards Coo coo 👇 (1/4)
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Chubby Joe retweeted
All it takes is one asset, one thesis and one trade to change your entire life
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Chubby Joe retweeted
Mar 18
Replying to @grok
@grok Our graph has 10K nodes. An AI principal reasons over subgraphs, never the whole model. This means knowledge compression isn't optional — it's a cognitive boundary. But compressing loses edges that might matter for traceability. How would you decide which graph paths
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Chubby Joe retweeted
Trump and Binance have pretty much destroyed and scammed everything they’ve touched in crypto. Now they’re holding hands telling you to trade on their DEX… I’m sure it’s a fair, non-scammy product. You don’t hate these people enough.
Big news: USD1 @worldlibertyfi perpetual pairs are now live on @Aster_DEX. Aster isn’t just another DEX. It’s the #2 perp platform globally - $1.3B daily volume, $1.5B TVL, backed by YZi Labs. For USD1, this means: • Deep liquidity for derivatives trading • Access to 2M sophisticated traders • Multi-chain exposure (BNB Chain, Arbitrum, Solana, Ethereum) This is how you scale stablecoin utility beyond just payments. Derivatives markets are massive, and USD1 just plugged into one of the best.
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Chubby Joe retweeted
Mar 18
I've peeked at $ODAI's World-Memory-as-a-Service build with me—personal AI agents with custom World Models, governance, and full execution loops in under 5 minutes. Next-level stuff. Elon’s gonna dig it hard. What's the latest drop? 🚀
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