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16 Jan 2023
A good evening/morning
I am Nyambura, an aspiring meteorologist, but have had to defer my last semester due to accrued fee arrears (totalling $1650)
So this is me, asking for help in donations
I hope to raise $100 daily for the next 4wks so please, help however you can 🙏🏾
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Happy Pride bbg!
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Looks easy.but most people get it wrong.💡
Can you find the value of, X. 👀
without a calculator❓📵
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Asulibiwe..wtf?
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Happy birthday Beyonce
Can't wait to see your very special coffin
No amount of propaganda will make me hate men😂😂not even this bullshit called the polygamist😭
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This is bare minimum algebra
The answer is 2
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Sorry, 5
I have a head wound abeg..took me 1min to correct what I solved in 40seconds
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Lie to yourself but no woman truly submits..even the one you think umekalia akakuwa flat, never ever
Y'all confuse Stockholm Syndrome with submission and I get why but 😒 get over yourselves
No man is bigger than the program, and she's nature..all of nature is a woman
What does it mean to be submissive? Women only submit to a divine masculine King btw
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Well you sound dumb (can't unequivocally tell if you actually are but I'll assume so) and are clearly are proud of it
Ok, so a whale can both be in and out of water, but outside it too long, it dies. How many "you MUST live on land" does it take to make them adaptable? QUICKLY
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Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman retweeted
I don't agree. That's something that a redpilled freak who's sexually frustrated would say. I'd say women were born to be feminine. And I know the bitter and unloved losers who have never been loved right a day in their lives would disagree. Women are meant to be feminine
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The thing y'all are not understanding about weather and the water that feeds us is that water is a very finite resource
Once you cloud seed and influence rainfall in one place, others go starving for it and it goes all the way to the core of earth, literally
Hao wenye hufanya cloud seeding wafanye sahii Aki wazazi watauliwa Na pressure 😭😭 buana mahindi inakaa vitunguu Na ata hakuna signs za mvua
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Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman retweeted
25 Nov 2023
I cornered a couple of male friends to actually tell me the reason and circumstances that led to their cohabitation or marriage.
I discovered men marry for the most ‘stupid’ but important reasons.
Here are some.
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Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman retweeted
“One cannot find hope. We MUST create it.”
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If I find out you called me normal to others, we fight
You can't be going around destroying a girl's street cred like this
You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you
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Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman retweeted
A woman doing stuff considered traditionally masculine is exactly what feminism is about. She basically used your resources kujifurahisha. Love to see it😌
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Unajifanyanga feminists Twitter na hauna standards 😂😂😂. First meetup nilikukulisha jaba na quarter ya J movers.
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Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman retweeted
All my Pansexys to the front
Happy Pansexual pride 🩷💛💙
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Where I thought I overcame it fully, I didn't
But Kuna vitu siwezi fanya coz nani atanilelea?
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Unpopular take: most ppl are living with longterm suicidal ideation.
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Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman retweeted
Jun 15
Even in bed women move like snakes while men pump like machines. Also the women, men find appealing walk in snake like motion from side to side. We are the descendants of Serpents respect us or you perish. 😂😂
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Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman retweeted
Jun 15
African spirituality is rooted in nature, sound, and ancestry
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Only a weaker being thinks this
I’ve never looked at someone being kind and thought “you’re weak, let me take advantage of you.” Like wtf is that fr
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Carlisle™ 🦄 🇰🇪 #skipmewoman retweeted
Jun 15
Arab settlers successfully erased his race from Egypt.
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