Founder, chief geek whisperer, hubby, father and occasional writer (he/him) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

Joined February 2009
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Really enjoyed the Drush chat at #dcedi2010 thanks folks
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RT @melex: If you're British and went to college, this is evil genius - http://bit.ly/96u7k9 (via @mint_source)
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What is it with the "giving it 110%" brigade (mainly made up of master chef hopefuls and footballers) It's basic maths you morons!
Playing hunt the developer today. The dreaded MANFLU has cost my team dearly... Will be force feeding porridge to the lads next week
With all these new fancy NoSQL databases about I've decided to invent my own - HeBeGeBeDb - runs so fast it'll scare the sh*t out of you.
Chris Downie retweeted
Google fixes privacy issues in Buzz http://bit.ly/cRU0o2

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downloaded unity 3D... now feeling motion sick. MANY hours of fun ahead.
Google Buzz, the last dude to turn up to the party - everyone else is already well oiled and snogging each other in the kitchen
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... "why the double standard?"
today I am upgrading jokes: Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, sits down next to the horse and the horse turns to the barman and says...
Eliott McKeeman Downie born @ 10:19 6lbs exactly. Mum and baby doing great dad over the moon!
One for the conspiracy theorists out there: http://ismichaeljacksondead.com/

Wondering if @Phil_Adams will be a cheap date... twinge party here we come...
I am part of the worlds largest cancan. Find out about the IRN-BRU Clan and a free music event at www.irnbrucanclan.com

... what makes it truly Blonde though is that he is the only diabetic in the office. ENO, with your hypoglycemia you are truly spoiling us!
Funniest thing last week: DJ ENO attempts to break the world record for eating number of ferrero rocher under 1 minute... fails miserably...
... Mr Rush and Mr. Snow split a wrap and hit the club... it was a crayfish salad wrap in case you were wondering...