send my thoughts to the firing squad
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Brian Douglas Wilson
June 20, 1942 – June 11, 2025
Brian, we miss you and we love you
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Jun 10
Me and my boys are going to The Shire for sex tourism
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Bethany Mandel confirms the right-wing operative cited by NYT in their Platner piece was also the anonymous source behind the original tattoo stories.
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She’s a 22 year old shithead at UC San Diego doing Scooby Doo cosplay. Her misguided and dumbass vote shouldn’t be turned into what this has become
Fuck this girl in particular
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Welcome to 60 Minutes, Nick Shirley
CBS News boss Bari Weiss defends firing Scott Pelley at "60 Minutes," saying he broke the newsroom's "trust" and "that's the path he chose."
"I'm only interested in working in a newsroom that is built on trust and mutual respect. We cannot do our work without it. That foundation was broken and despite our attempts to engage with Scott Pelley and to find a way back, unfortunately we weren't able to do so, and so we had to part ways. We did not want that to happen, but that's the path that he chose. That unfortunate outcome does not discount from the amazing contributions and work that Scott Pelley has done for CBS and for '60 Minutes' over the course of his career. His stories just from this past season on '60 Minutes'... are unforgettable stories. And those are the kind of stories that have always, always typified '60 Minutes.' The kind of stories that Nick Bilton is going to put on the air come September in season 59 with the amazing team that's still there and hopefully from some new people that are going to be joining us."
variety.com/2026/tv/news/cbs…
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TMZ obtained video of the incident from CODEPINK, where Rep. Luna says a protester assaulted her.
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna reveals to @jacob_wass that she was assaulted during the Capitol Hill protest. 😳
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Jun 3
NYT: Madeleine Schnack, 22, a student at the University of California, San Diego, who said she voted for Xavier Becerra in the primary for governor despite some concerns about his consideration of new oil drilling in California.
“I think they both have pros and cons, but I thought the pros outweighed the cons for Becerra. In the end I didn’t want to vote for a billionaire.”
#CaliforniaGovernor
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Jun 2
@SenSanders confronts protesters against senate candidate Graham Platner outside of the DSCC.
“Are you with the Republican Party? Are you talking about morality and corruption with President Trump?”
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Jun 2
For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
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where’s his yarmulke?
Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."
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hard to blame people for being cynical about the Democratic Party when the former health and human services is taking money from big tobacco
May 31
By far the funniest one yet
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Yes please tell Hamas to stop ethnic cleansing the West Bank
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Never seen someone this narcissistically defensive
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Haley Stevens when pressed about AIPAC quietly funneling a massive chunk of donations to her camping and tens of millions of outside expenditures:
"Why would you ask me that question?" 💀
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Try and book something better than Morris Day and The Time
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We can't wait for you to meet THEATRE 3📽
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May 26
One of my favorite videos on the internet. The sound of it sloshing around lmao
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My grandfather did this. My dad did this. I did this until a woman looked at me in a way I’ll never forget
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May 24
an extremely underrated jackass bit
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30 Rock’s Grizzwald ‘Grizz’ Chapman has died at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by Kevin Brown, who played Dot Com. vulture.com/article/30-rocks…
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