writer, art doc The Painted Life of Gregory Gillespie. former editor @martechismktg. passes the Turing test in most situations.

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21 May 2025
Is this the official end of Normcore?
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8 Dec 2025
NAS x DJ PREMIER LIGHT-YEARS OFFICIAL TRACKLIST 📝 DECEMBER 12TH 🚨
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17 Oct 2025
Heretical to whom? Is there a Pynchonian hegemony I'm unaware of?
17 Oct 2025
Is it heretical to say Thomas Pynchon is a little too jokey for his own good?
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Bought Thomas Pynchon’s Shadow Ticket today at my local indie bookseller (if I can say that without being accused of virtue signaling).
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The funniest novel? I’m sorry but novels are not supposed to be amusing. If a novel is making you laugh, you’re probably missing its formal complexity
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do you know what happened on Bloomsday?
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11 Jun 2025
Heard the sad news about Brian today and thought about all the years I’ve been listening to him and admiring his genius. Rest in peace dear Brian.
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a book review that never formally ends because the reviewer keeps re-reviewing the book every 5-7 years to see how their life/cultural circumstances changes the experience of reading the book
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Today had to tell my shrink who Nikola Jokić is. Despite the fact that it’s Jamal Murray who much more determines the ups and downs of my emotional life
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15 Apr 2025
Ooh neat
Today’s subway read: ‘Reading Hegel: Irony, Recollection, Critique’ (2025) by Robert Lucas Scott @_rob_scott RLS asks, how to read speculatively? A critical intervention in literary theory in a time of crisis. Brilliant thesis on Hegel’s truth as ironic. So far so very good..!
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6 Apr 2025
Remember Linsanity?
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19 Mar 2025
Just realizing now the First Four is really the "first eight." Or is the Final Four now the "final two?"
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What a terrifically wonderful Nick Cage performance in wild over the top “Bad Lieutenant: New Orleans.” Totally unprepared to learn—(which probably everyone else knows)—that Werner Herzog directed.
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11 Feb 2025
A reporter asked Jayson Tatum, who grew up a big Kobe Bryant fan, what it will mean to young kids to see a big star like Luka Doncic playing for the Lakers. Tatum did not seem to enjoy the line of questioning. "I don't know," Tatum said. "I know a lot of kids watch the Celtics play." The reporter then said it's a big change for the league. "Yeah, it was a big trade and a big change," Tatum replied. "But I'm not a little kid anymore so I don't really watch the Lakers play. I'm a big Celtics fan."
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One of the most important ideas that Lynch was very adamant on was the ability for viewers to intuit and interpret his work. You already have all that you need to understand it.
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this is shocking ! there was something about David Lynch that seemed timeless, ageless. it is even surprising to learn that he was 78... perpetual youth & freshness of the imagination.
16 Jan 2025
Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. bit.ly/40is3yQ
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Happy New Year! Some MATH for 2025: 1. 2025 itself is a PERFECT square: 45² = 2025 2. It is a product of two squares, namely: 9² × 5² = 2025 3. It is the sum of THREE squares, namely: 40² 20² 5² = 2025 4. The last perfect square? 1936 44² = Year 1936 5. It is the sum of the cubes of all the digits from 1 to 9: 1³ 2³ 3³ 4³ 5³ 6³ 7³ 8³ 9³ = 2025 6. It is also the squared sum of all the numbers from 1 to 9: (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9)²=2025 The year 2025 is MATHEMATICALLY remarkable. Let's hope it is also remarkable on the human level! Health, happiness, prosperity and peace for all! 😀🎉
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Merry Christmas 🎄
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14 Dec 2024
build dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions
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WTF are you supposed to do in your thirties????
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NBA jokes! Following
joe biden pardoning his son isn’t enough. he needs to get him drafted by the lakers
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