I don't want to live my life like everybody else, & I won't say that I feel fine like everybody else. Some of my best friends are human. 36 years service #CPFC
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12 Jun 2020
If you use all your oil on the squeaky wheel eventually the other wheels will stop working.
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Jun 12
Every single person who still cringes at the memory of trying to bullshit their way through an interview or exam question: today, the slate is wiped clean. Set down your burden of shame. Nothing - nothing, I say - could touch this.
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Jun 10
So it seems that as @UKLabour having been unable to rein in any welfare spending and decided to give free stuff to kids we can expect higher tax to pay for defence.
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Jun 10
#PoliticsLive
Lola McEvoy another clueless Labour MP being taught basic economics by the schools lady who knows her stuff. But but but free breakfast clubs 🤦🏻♂️
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Jun 7
It’s incredible to think that less than 80,000 eligible voters in Makerfield will decide who the PM will be by autumn. #bbclaurak
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Jun 6
Can’t say I’m overly impressed with my @Fjallraven_Swe Tshirt worn only 1/2 a dozen times and it looks like this. Poor quality for the price.
@JohnLewisRetail
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Jun 2
If you’re a worker voting in Makerfield how do vote Labour now?
“who can we tax in order to pay benefits to others”
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Jun 2
“who can we tax in order to pay benefits to others”
@patmcfaddenmp (gets it)
@UKLabour the party for grifters no longer for workers.
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May 31
You destroyed British policing and lied about it while doing so.
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May 27
Warton is absolute class. The way he nonchalantly knocks the ball about is poetry in motion. I can see why the big clubs are after him. Not sure why @England isn’t 🤷🏻♂️
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May 26
When did @marksandspencer cafe toasties start being stuck in the microwave? They are not only thermonuclear but as soggy as used teabag. Very disappointing, although the coffee was good TBF but you can’t really call these toasties when they go nowhere near a toaster. #bromley
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May 15
Any of you green fingered lot know what this is? @RHSWisley @TitchmarshShow @TheMontyDon @chessingtongc @gardeningguru
It’s making my bay tree very unhappy
TIA
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May 11
@SurreyCouncil @SurreyNews @SurreyLife how can you only allow 2 hour parking outside Mount Alvernia Hosp my wife has 18 weeks of treatment that last 6 hours if she can’t get in there carpark it causes unnecessary stress she can’t move the car. So parking ticket ever week then
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May 9
From researching on @MoneySavingExp we wanted to open ISAs with @AskNationwide can’t online 🤷🏻♂️.Off to bank with ID this morning. Asked if we have a cheque? who has it’s 2026. Has to be a cheque if you don’t have an online account. Staff not helpful either. @talktoBOI you’re next
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May 3
Honestly spend 5 minutes at East Croydon station and watch all the barrier surfers. No tickets no consequences no problem.
Who pays 🤷🏻♂️
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May 2
That fucking screeching “chicken of beef” from Lucy Beaumont is so annoying. It’s not a fucking plane it’s #saturdaykitchen
Switched off. hope it’s Hell.
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May 1
Some Olympic standard victim blaming by Naomi the ‘anti fashist on @LBC it seems Jews need to stop feeling like they under attack by the pally-wankers. Whilst their under attack by pally-wankers. 🤷🏻♂️
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