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Jun 12
The comments, engineers really hate Jira haha
Jun 11
I've been a backend Engineer for 12 years. Today, I'm a Principal Engineer at Atlassian.
I've designed systems that handle millions of requests. Sat on both sides of system design interviews.
Reviewed more architecture docs than I can count.
Starting today, I'm breaking down the fundamentals of scaling for the next 25 days.
If you're learning system design bookmark this thread, you're going to get a lot of learning from this.
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Jun 8
If you still believe in crypto, historically, this is the best time to start DCAing until the end of the year
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May 15
I don’t know a single person that is using privacy coins to make private transactions.
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11 Jun 2022
2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus
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Apr 3
You have no experience.
You’ve never started a company.
You’ve never had a full time job.
Nike is going to kill you.
You’re a kid.
You don’t have technical skills.
You shouldn’t build hardware.
Apple is going to kill you.
You can’t build hardware.
You can’t measure heart rate non-invasively.
Athletes don’t care about recovery.
Under Armour is going to kill you.
It won’t be accurate.
You don’t listen.
You’re an ineffective leader.
You can’t recruit great talent.
You’re going to have to pay every athlete.
You can’t measure sleep non-invasively.
It’s too expensive to research.
Athletes are a small market.
The product costs too much to make.
The product costs too much to sell.
Your valuation is too high.
Consumers aren’t going to want it.
Hardware is too hard.
You should measure steps.
Fitbit is going to kill you.
You can’t build a marketing engine.
You can’t raise enough money.
You need a real CEO.
Google is going to kill you.
You can’t be a subscription.
You can’t build a brand.
You can’t do consumer in Boston.
Your valuation is too high.
You shouldn’t make accessories.
You shouldn’t make apparel.
Lululemon is going to kill you.
You can’t predict Covid.
Stay in your niche.
You are going to run out of money.
You can’t build a health platform.
Amazon is going to kill you.
You can’t measure blood pressure.
You can’t get medical approvals.
The market is too small.
You don’t understand AI.
The market is too competitive.
It won’t work internationally.
The supply chain is too complicated.
You can’t build an AI.
You can’t raise enough money.
It’s too competitive.
Healthcare isn’t going to want it.
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Just keep going ✌️
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Mar 17
Now you all know why I’ve been against open source software
Mar 17
I have so much gratitude to people who wrote extremely complex software character-by-character. It already feels difficult to remember how much effort it really took.
Thank you for getting us to this point.
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Mar 7
Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera
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Mar 8
Oof
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Feb 25
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
LETS GO!
Feb 25
JUST IN: Ethereum unveils new 'Strawmap' roadmap adding private ETH transactions, quantum-proof security, and massive L2 scaling.
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Even if $BTC bottoms around 45–50K, I’m not waiting for the perfect entry.
I ladder bids from -50% to -70%. (We are -53%)
You should know whales front run orders by now.😜
I said it once but I will say it again...
If we happen to get sub $70K this year, I will be buying all your $BTC.
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Ethereum is transitioning from the rollup centric roadmap to the ZK centric roadmap.
New era.
Strong L1, Strong ETH.
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