Writer, lawyer, astrologer, not necessarily in that order.

Joined June 2009
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4 Mar 2023
Replying to @sagiistellium
Pluto destroys/transforms what it touches. Aquarius is not about the nuclear family. I unfortunately think this transit will show us the most terrifying aspect of liberal humanism, anarchism, tech/CS, & other Aquarian phenomena. As a lifelong liberal I am not psyched about that.
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19 Jul 2023
As a French-speaker, can confirm 🤣
Francophones is this true?
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Daleth retweeted
I have something in my eye again.
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6 Jul 2023
Unclear whether I'm an unbearable young snob or a geriatric Italian. I inherited my espresso pot from our German Air Bnb guests, who left it here when they went home.
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5 Jul 2023
Yes. Free speech goes both ways - all ways - or it does not exist.
I disagree with #MayaForstater on trans rights but agree she should not have been sacked for expressing trans-critical views Free speech is a human right for everyone. It means the right to say things that others find offensive eg Darwin theguardian.com/society/2023… @MForstater
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3 Jul 2023
Hahahahaha.
Sailboats. You've invented sailboats.
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3 Jul 2023
Hahaha :)
I keep reading that film studios are contemplating replacing writers and actors by using Artificial Intelligence to mimic their talents Surely it would be easier and more efficient to replace executives, since they have no talent at all
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3 Jul 2023
My friend has a book out! It's weird & great. Read it! amazon.com/Turducken-Lindz-M…
It's my birthday, and this bloody hellscape is crumbling. It's REALLY frigging hard to sell books and even harder when social media doesn't function in even the most basic of ways. So today all I'm asking is that if you see this, you retweet it. I have a short story collection
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24 Jun 2023
TRUTH. Also, my mom gave me a copy of Lady Chatterly's Lover for my 13th birthday. Along with a pack of tarot cards.
This is your regular reminder that the reason Gen X is so unbothered by everything is that we read Flowers in the Attic and Clan of the Cave Bear when we were 11.
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23 Jun 2023
Titan lost navigation & communications SIMULTANEOUSLY. An experienced submarine diver instantly knew that meant a catastrophic event had occurred. So why were we, & dear god their families, subjected to 4 days of disaster porn?
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18 May 2023
My love for President Zelensky and his pals knows no bounds. They are brilliant.
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6 May 2023
This is so wrong. Rape underage girls? Full royal honors. Marry a Yank and write a memoir about your weird childhood? No honors.
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5 May 2023
Somebody just invented galoshes again.
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26 Apr 2023
I love this woman.
😭😭😭😭😭
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25 Apr 2023
So fantastic. Maybe people should wear tampons as earrings on coronation day. Charles telling Camilla he wanted to be her tampon, way back in 1993, will forever be the first thing I think of when I think of them.
A little highlight from my shopping trip. Jolly well done @Tesco old chap.
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22 Apr 2023
I love this. He would be so proud, and so touched.
Good tune Lexi and lovely home video. #BowieForever #DavidBowie
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19 Apr 2023

Republicans are so flabbergasted over their inability to connect with young voters it’s almost comical. You wanna know why they hate you and upwards of 90% of them will never vote for you @GOP? I’ll break it down for you (Thread)
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5 Apr 2023
Current favorite song: youtube.com/watch?v=ues8ycOx…

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Y’all…. We have got to do something about the guns. My Heart is with my Nashville people
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