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Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque

The only thing worse than my life is everyone else's.

Joined December 2008
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This guy is my favorite person and it’s his birthday! Funny, smart, silly, and kind. I won the lottery when I met him. Happy Birthday, @sween… and many more.
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You see this doofus cuddling a cat? It’s his birthday today. He’s a really good human and I’m lucky to have him in my life. Happy Birthday, @sween! You are loved.
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Wow. Lisa LaFlamme was the award-winning anchor of the CTV National News. And she was a woman. Of a certain age. Who did her job well. And Bell Media fired her. What a shocker. 🙄
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Wordle 214 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m a genius! (I have no idea what I’m doing.)
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Happy Birthday, @sween. I’ve… kinda run out of things to say about you because we’ve been together so long. So, uh…. don’t die. That’d suck.
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Happy Birthday to the kindest human I’ve ever met… and I’ve met a lot of humans! Love you, @sween.
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Happy Birthday to this lovable doofus! We’ve traveled far and wide, but our favorite place is still at home with our cat. Who will probably kill us. instagram.com/p/B2WWPO4JXuw/…
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Happy Easter from me and my mom! #dementialife @ St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador instagram.com/damselesque/p/…
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This is happening.
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Our kitten… has grown.
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Rory says, “BE MY VALENTINE!!”
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Most people outside my family don’t know this, but my mother has been living with Alzheimer’s for close to 10 years. Over the holidays, she finally went into long-term care.
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My dad told his story about being her caregiver to my hometown paper. He felt it was important to share this, to help other caregivers and their families know they’re not alone. And I am my father’s daughter. And my mother’s too. thetelegram.com/opinion/colu… thetelegram.com/opinion/colu…

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Thank you all so much for your kind words. It means the world to me.
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Yeah, whatever.
Jason Sweeney@sween
3 Jan 2019
On this day 14 years ago, @damselesque walked down the aisle to stand next to me at our wedding. And when asked if she would take me to be her husband, she looked at me and said, "Sure, whatever." Happy Anniversary, gorgeous.
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It’s not like 2018 was a bad year- Who am I kidding? It was a dumpster fire. Good thing I’m fireproof. HAPPY NEW YEAR, NERDS!
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My name’s not Jason, but my husband’s is. I’m Jason-adjacent.
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ME: I feel like my life has taken a complete 360! HUSBAND: that brings you right back to where you started ME: a complete 180!
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When did my husband turn into a silver fox? Happy Birthday, @sween!
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Happy Birthday, @sween — the man who’s fed me every day for over 22 years. Sure, you’re getting old, but your cooking is on fleek! (Is that the right word? “Fleek”? I have no idea.)
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