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Halloween all rolled up into one deadly little package.
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5 Jul 2024
I’m still not clear on what superpowers The Reverse Cowgirl has.
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30 May 2024
I took my wife on her dream vacation for her birthday and she just told me the Trump verdict is the best gift she could have ever gotten.
Thanks.
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30 May 2024
How soon until we see a T-shirt that says “REAL MEN ARE GUILTY”?
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30 May 2024
This is where I would normally show you the drawing I made for my wife’s birthday. But there isn’t one this year. Because this year for her birthday, she thought it would be fun to go to Edinburgh.
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30 May 2024
And thus my body and brain are broken. So she’s just gonna have to wait for her drawing.
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30 May 2024
But there is no one I would rather sacrifice my body and soul for than this woman. Happy Birthday, @damselesque. Let’s wear our feet to bloody nubs together forever.
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28 May 2024
Our train through Wales just stopped at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
I will never complain about the English language again.
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26 May 2024
The one phrase I’ve said more often in Paris than any other (quietly and to myself).
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26 May 2024
I’m in Paris and every time I hear a police siren I wonder if they’re after Jason Bourne or Ethan Hunt.
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8 Mar 2018
It’s International Women’s Day and I believe all men and women should be equal but my wife says I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility.
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i love dune 2. dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you
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