Joined April 2007
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Jun 12
Signs you're the chosen one, 2026 version.
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Jun 6
Imagine VCs but for like.. apartments.
sadly for SF this might be true. I just recommended to a founder that “15k for a 2br seems within normal these days”. He’s funded by YC so he can live with it but not a good sign for the ecosystem
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Jun 5
Walked past this 2008 Tesla Roadster for a couple of years, thought of looking for the owner to put a bid. Found out he was a tinkerer who can work on an EV and assumed he wouldn't sell. @oliviali_ just went for it and paid $10k. These go for $50-80k . GG!
I just bought this abandoned Tesla Roadster that’s been sitting on a private street for the past 5 years. The batteries are completely bricked. Anybody have EV modules they want to get rid of? 😅
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Jun 4
"external audio receivers" is Silicon Valley fancy for.. microphones?
Get an early tour of Waymo's newest robotaxi, the Ojai minivan 🚐
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Jun 2
Bring back being excited about hardware
the table. an update on opal electronics. op.al/table
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May 29
Waymo branded coupon wallet for refer a friend codes bag charm, OAi branded "do you want to know how you can make this tweet even more catchy" sterling silver bag charm, Zoox branded umbrella in Ojay color, @ExaAILabs branded goat dog toy, Corgi boiled carrot treat charm
branded swag had its tote bag era, and now we all have 15 tote bags stuffed inside another tote bag. we’re currently in the hat era, slowly building a hat shelf. personally, I’m pushing hard for bag charm era
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Dan retweeted
i mounted a tiny microphone on my apartment balcony to listen for any birds passing by and built a site to collage them as they're heard
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May 22
Half a dozen kids menu
buying just 6 eggs in the US is the equivalent of ordering from the kids menu
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Sometimes I like to have conversations with ChatGPT where I pretend to be a hyper-intelligent model with a quadrillion parameters
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May 20
2005 OG milliondollarhomepage.com/ but with sticks and stones.

Who wants to advertise on my garage? I’ve got spots available. Series is gonna blow up big. And even bigger stuff to come.
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There’s a whole community of people who find peace in not understanding SF startup billboards…and I think that’s beautiful
I sometimes wonder what a non-tech person thinks when they see these billboards Do they even understand any of it
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May 12
This looks cheekily designed for an accessory that takes a bracelet. Coming later, or an opportunity for a fast manufacturer.
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May 11
No! There's an estimated 1m iPhones sold in the US in 2007 (US pop then, ~301m) and it had no apps. But an estimated 60% of US households saw their wealth decline between 2007 and 2009 and some 9m people lost their jobs in the financial crisis.
June 29, 2007 — iPhone
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Apr 21
In SF now.
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Apr 21
Even hydroponic bags are made of Kapton on the ISS 🤯
Wrong way roots! In the weightlessness of orbit, roots generally head towards moisture but sometimes they get confused and grow "upwards". Here are photos of my early purple potatoes, now potted in their hydroponic bag, turning into real Space Spuds.
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Apr 20
6am flights are indisputably the best.
me a month ago booking a 7am sfo-jfk flight: HEHE HAHA $200 ROUNDTRIP IS AMAZING me waking up at 430am for said flight: what the fuck what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK
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Apr 20
I'd win any token usage leaderboard competition with how bad I am at managing context.
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Apr 18
You heard it from the man himself!
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Apr 16
First fender bender with Waymo. 😵Narrow street, other driver didn't make room, tapped our car and kept driving.
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