This election has EVERYTHING. A convicted felon dancing to YMCA. A president biting babies. Beyonce. Squirrel assassination. Dementia. People eating dogs. Potentially the end of the world. The worlds most divorced billionaire. Brain worms. Some guy fucking a couch. Fascism.
Harris: “Elect me so I can help everyone.”
Trump: “Elect me so I can hurt the people you hate.”
I mean, I’m not biblical scholar, but one of those positions sure does feel more Christian than the other.