Unapologetically patriotic ~ Gird up the loins of your mind
Joined July 2014
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Jun 13
tf that got to do with me?!
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Jun 13
Banker: “Would you like to apply for the American Express platinum card?”
“No way”
-Jose
Jun 13
Whatever you do, do not apply for the American Express platinum card.
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Jun 12
Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:
Jun 12
🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.
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Congrats to Jeep owners 🌈 😁
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Jun 11
Are they done counting yet?
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Jun 10
“What multiculturalism boils down to is that you can praise any culture in the world except Western culture. And you cannot blame any culture in the world except Western culture.”
— Thomas Sowell
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Jun 10
Remember when shoe stores left nothing to chance?
"I'm usually a 10 1/2 or an 11."
"Well, guess what, I'm gonna measure your fucking foot."
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Jun 9
This Shane Gillis sketch is simply too wild for the internet 😂🤣
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Jun 7
So that’s how new shopping carts are made.
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Jun 4
ANGEL REESE WIDE OPEN 3 🔥
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Jun 3
This is how a pandemic is born.
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