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19 Sep 2020
The #earthquake kit in my amazon cart that watched me buy all kinds of random stuff this week looking at me now like:
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9 Feb 2024
Not me coming to Twitter to check if there was an #earthquake as if I wasn’t like this for 53 seconds
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14 Nov 2023
Hey @Skittles can you settle a question for @michellephii and I? What’s the CORRECT way to eat skittles and why is it multiple flavors at one time. Thx!
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19 Sep 2023
Okay sooo… we going back to threads now or what?
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14 Sep 2023
Delta said
14 Sep 2023
Today, Delta Airlines announced some really drastic and quite honestly disappointing changes to their medallion status policy & Sky Club Access rules for credit card holders.
Going to discuss the changes in the 🧵 below:
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12 Jun 2023
society if black people used the dishwasher more
12 Jun 2023
if Black ppl started using the dishwasher more often I think the blood pressure levels in the community would decline and arguments on here wouldn’t be so frequent. imagine what society could be like
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19 Apr 2023
POV: me googling “how to get a tax extension” at the literal 11th hour.
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18 Apr 2023
I’m sorry this is so ridiculous I’m crying 😂😂
I LOST IT when he said “DID THAT MF PAY EXTRA TO YELL?!?” B/c why would you say that😂😂😂😂
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18 Mar 2023
My bank account after going to bottomless brunch for the 9th straight week in a row
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12 Jan 2023
Your First Look at @hulu's 'Saint X' Adaptation: ellemag.co/G1jBMi5
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29 Nov 2022
Not me reading “It’s Giving Tuesday,” in an email like “It’s giving…Tuesday.”
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1 Nov 2022
"No, it's fine. I'm on mute. They can't hear me..." he said as he accidentally, unknowingly unmuted the Zoom while saying hi to a neighbor. #WorkFromHome #wfhproblems
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24 Jun 2022
"Leave it up to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1800s.
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14 May 2022
City of Glendale really said we ain’t gonna get NO peace on this good Saturday morning
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14 May 2022
1. Where even IS Chevy Chase Canyon and 2. What is happening on over there?????
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20 Apr 2022
There are few things I find more stressful than having to update reports with midday deadlines…
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13 Apr 2022
being an adult is going to the grocery store to get stuff for dinner and instead you just end up eating a container of these
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26 Mar 2022
Just found 3 chapsticks behind my dresser. And here I thought I was a responsible adult and finished all of them
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