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The #earthquake kit in my amazon cart that watched me buy all kinds of random stuff this week looking at me now like:

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Not me coming to Twitter to check if there was an #earthquake as if I wasn’t like this for 53 seconds
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Hey @Skittles can you settle a question for @michellephii and I? What’s the CORRECT way to eat skittles and why is it multiple flavors at one time. Thx!
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Okay sooo… we going back to threads now or what?
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Delta said

Today, Delta Airlines announced some really drastic and quite honestly disappointing changes to their medallion status policy & Sky Club Access rules for credit card holders. Going to discuss the changes in the 🧵 below:
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12 Jun 2023
society if black people used the dishwasher more
if Black ppl started using the dishwasher more often I think the blood pressure levels in the community would decline and arguments on here wouldn’t be so frequent. imagine what society could be like
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POV: me googling “how to get a tax extension” at the literal 11th hour.

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Replying to @LaCienegaBlvdss
I’m sorry this is so ridiculous I’m crying 😂😂 I LOST IT when he said “DID THAT MF PAY EXTRA TO YELL?!?” B/c why would you say that😂😂😂😂
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My bank account after going to bottomless brunch for the 9th straight week in a row

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Your First Look at @hulu's 'Saint X' Adaptation: ellemag.co/G1jBMi5
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Not me reading “It’s Giving Tuesday,” in an email like “It’s giving…Tuesday.”
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"No, it's fine. I'm on mute. They can't hear me..." he said as he accidentally, unknowingly unmuted the Zoom while saying hi to a neighbor. #WorkFromHome #wfhproblems
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"Leave it up to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1800s.
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City of Glendale really said we ain’t gonna get NO peace on this good Saturday morning

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1. Where even IS Chevy Chase Canyon and 2. What is happening on over there?????
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There are few things I find more stressful than having to update reports with midday deadlines…

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being an adult is going to the grocery store to get stuff for dinner and instead you just end up eating a container of these
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Just found 3 chapsticks behind my dresser. And here I thought I was a responsible adult and finished all of them

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