enzo, remi, @ycombinator, early @PodiumHQ, late @wendys | 1st grade spelling bee champion
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May 8
what if everything goes right
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Jan 10
By the way Indiana is beating Oregon, are we sure Alabama wasn’t the second best team in the Playoffs?
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Did Bama go in at halftime and watch highlights of the Rose Bowl parade? What kind of adjustments was that?
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Jan 1
I get why everyone hated Saban Alabama so much. Being the victim of joyless Murderball is fucking miserable.
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Jan 1
Indiana looks like Alabama used to look under Saban.
Just physically kicking Bama’s ass.
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7 Dec 2025
Leave Alabama out. This is gross.
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6 Dec 2025
ARE YOU FEELING THE CHEEZIEST?
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6 Dec 2025
Wake up, Bama fans!
IT’S SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME DAY!
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30 Nov 2025
If Alabama loses the SEC Championship Game and gets left out of the playoff, bye-bye SEC Championship Game.
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16 Nov 2025
This is going to be the craziest fucking football game you have ever seen
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16 Nov 2025
If you make the god damn FG at the end of the first half you win the game
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15 Nov 2025
We had no business losing this game
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15 Nov 2025
They have random kids on college Gameday every Saturday that can kick better then Talty
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15 Nov 2025
The holder got it down, make the kick dude
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30 Aug 2025
Weekends are so much better with football
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29 Jan 2025
BYU has a jewish starting quarterback, the best high school player in the world committing, Drake wearing BYU Football jerseys and Connor McGregor leading chants with the student section.
This is not your parent's BYU anymore.
29 Jan 2025
Conor McGregor leading the BYU student section in a chant may be the most random sports crossover of the year
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if you only pursue things until they get inconvenient or difficult, the likelihood of you doing anything meaningful is pretty much near zero.
success lies just beyond piles & piles of difficulty—most often the people who achieve it are those that can learn to bear incredible amounts of discomfort for a potentially indefinite amount of time.
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21 Dec 2024
Way to keep us on the edge of our seats Committee …. Riveting
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21 Dec 2024
It is very clear that Indiana does not belong in this game, and we have no one to blame but ourselves for not beating the worst Oklahoma team in two decades
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