I'm really nice & I love baseball. π Royals tweets in all caps. Virgo supremacist. Woman of the people. Alt acct @missroyalkc_of and πΆοΈ fun content below! ‡οΈ
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26 Jan 2024
20. Quote this with a 7 secs video of yourself
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Peak evolution of a culture
convinced KC culture is βhey want to go drink and watch the most relevant sports game we can findβ
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Shouldn't one of the requirements for a person to become a journalist be that they know basic geography?
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Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?
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Or at the very least know how to google jfc just dumb and proud out loud on Al Gore's internet
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Jun 15
Staggering that the NYT reports Trump/Miller are plotting to suspend habeas corpus (i.e. end the constitution) & by the end of the day it's treated as a non-story, not anywhere near top of major news' outlets websites.
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Omg the way I just set my phone down and walk away, it'll sometimes be DAYS before I check texts. I don't even have notifications on bc I don't like seeing the little alert thing lol
Jun 15
I have a crush on this nerdy antisocial boy and he couldnβt care less lmfaooooo. Heβll tell me Iβm so beautiful then not answer me for 8 hours. Feels like a wattpad book
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But my friends know I love them lol
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π Danielle - bad decisions & baseball βΎ retweeted
Jun 15
A 109.4 mph single off the bat for Jac Caglianone is the first hit of the day for the Royals.
He entered the night with an average exit velocity of 93.5 mph this season, T-11th highest in MLB.
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The title of my memoir.
Jun 15
I tried.
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I've been doing home improvement projects all wrong!
Jun 15
Also my driveway needs to be leveled, the house needs to be painted, the furnace is going to explode any day and the deck should be condemned, but I decided to ignore all of that and fortify my bunker with smart TVs because Iβm a responsible adult.
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Happy Monday! πβ€οΈ
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Remember when a guy replied with this? π
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JRam forever a pest!!! I hate how much I love him lol
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The king demanding more jesters
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Tornado take me out
Jun 14
IMMINENT THREAT: National Weather Service issues warning for multiple Kansas City-area counties. MORE: kctv5.com/2026/06/12/signifiβ¦
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π Danielle - bad decisions & baseball βΎ retweeted
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Carter clears 'emβΌοΈ
Vote Jenzo: royals.com/allstar
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Nooooo
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π Danielle - bad decisions & baseball βΎ retweeted
Ok this one deserves a little tip lol
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For anyone confused, the term "pool noodle" is derived from the fact that it resembles a noodle and is primarily used in pools.
I also have pool noodles lol
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Is no one warming up?
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π Danielle - bad decisions & baseball βΎ retweeted
Jun 11
This throw from Jac Caglianone was tracked at 97 mph, which is the second fastest tracked assist of his career (102.7 mph on May 19). @SlangsOnSports tells me Caglianone is the only player with two 97 mph OF assists this season. #Royals
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