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Joined November 2011
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danny mcloud retweeted
9 Oct 2025
An incredible moment ❤️ 22 fans living with dementia walking out at Wembley alongside the #ThreeLions and @cymru.
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That's enough internet for one day
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Honest representation of Mac Allister marking Dan Burn today
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Enjoy your economy flights home @rioferdy5
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Makes you think
18 Feb 2025
It’s insane that Liverpool Villa kicks off at 7.30pm tomorrow, meanwhile City play Madrid at 8pm. Liverpool get an extra 30 minutes rest ahead of the game on the weekend, and that’s not to mention the chance of extra time. It’s rigged.
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Only one man for the job
NEW: Probability of “city-killer” asteroid YR4 impacting Earth on December 22, 2032 now increased to 3.1% (now 1 in 32), per NASA.
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This guy needs to narrate every funny video ever made
(CAUGHT ON TAPE) A special needs child has caused thousands of dollars in damages after destroying multiple televisions at Costco. The boy's parents claim their son was in "King Kong Mode" and that they were too afraid to intervene.
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Gives me old fella watching porn but denying he had anything to do with it to his wife vibes..
Niall McNamee was scrolling through his phone on the Ldn Underground when a thief on the platform snatched it from his hand just as the doors closed. Two days later the 30-yr-old discovered his bank accounts had been drained by about £21,000 - including a £7,000 loan.
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Me if this is true
مبروك عليهم تجديد عقدك بالرقم الذي تحبه والمدة التى تريدها . الملك المصري يحكم بأحكامه .
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Iab Lupak
We have just announced a new project with @Morrisons, @Tesco and @AldiUK to trial the use of feed additive, Bovaer® on ~30 Arla farms. Bovaer® can reduce emissions from cows by 27%, and this represents an amazing chance to reduce emissions on farm. #agriculture #climate
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If this is true then this needs to be administered worldwide. Would give a right arm and a leg to have a proper conversation with my grandmothers.
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Fucking gobshite of a country. Happy fucking Christmas 🙃🙃 getting involved again
20 Nov 2024
BREAKING: Ukraine has fired British-supplied Storm Shadow missiles into Russia, a source has told Sky News. 🔗 Read more trib.al/JkHRo5H
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What a fucking dickhead getting us all dragged into it again absolutely playing with fire
19 Nov 2024
JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇷🇺 UK expected to give Ukraine Storm Shadow missiles to strike inside Russia.
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danny mcloud retweeted
17 Nov 2024
BREAKING: scientists hold back tears and shake their heads sadly as they explain utterly compromised COP29 climate conference was meant to be the last chance to organise rapid and deep emissions cuts for any chance of staying well below essentially unsurvivable 2°C 🧵
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danny mcloud retweeted
15 Nov 2024
Still one of the greatest ever British contributions to the Internet.

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danny mcloud retweeted
UFO maneuvers sharply after getting hit by a laser pointer. Do our crafts do this?
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Please tell me how that's a pen to Chelsea
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NEWS 🚨: NASA continues to monitor an asteroid that could collide with Earth on Valentine's Day in 2046 Now has 'a 1 in 607 chance'
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