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As we head into the weekend, a quick reminder that Earth Must Die requires your PURCHASE and REVIEW please, so that we stay totally relevant.
Every copy sold at this critical juncture helps us out.
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If you're ever going to buy Earth Must Die, please do it RIGHT NOW so we can game the rankings and help get eyeballs on it.
Your purchase *right now* is worth, like, 10 purchases to me in a few hours' time. Thank you.
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EARTH MUST DIE is OUT NOW.
Starring Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas, @AlexHorne @MisterABK Tamsin Greig, Ben Starr, Stevie Martin, Don Warrington and LOADS of other people.
It's cheap | good | funny, check it out.
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Earth Must Die is coming out on the 27th of Jan. Please wishlist it now
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7 Nov 2025
Another exclusive clip from 'EARTH MUST DIE'
After accidentally doing a murder, VValak finds himself needing to outsmart a little good cop/ bad cop routine with Alex Horne and Ben Starr
Please wishlist!
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21 Oct 2025
EARTH
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DIE.
Wishlist now please and share.
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formerly Size Five Games retweeted
16 Oct 2025
Taskmaster's @alexhorne is in an adventure game...
...alongside Tamsin Greig, Ben Starr, Joel Fry, @MisterAB, @sallybeaumont1 & MORE!
EARTH MUST DIE's dev @danthat chatted casting...& why he thinks branching narratives are a waste of time!
Video: youtu.be/VGPKYBJZaoA
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14 Oct 2025
Earth Must Die DEMO in #SteamNextFest
Grab it, review it, WISHLIST pls
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28 Sep 2025
new game. full of comic talent. please retweet
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17 Apr 2024
Delighted to announce Size Five is a recipient of the UKGF content fund, which has helped us bring on more team members to help make our next game something extra special.
Can't wait to show it off.
We are beyond grateful @ukgamesfund!
17 Apr 2024
Ready to take your game to the next level?
Alongside the UK Games Fund, we’ve awarded grants of up to £150k to hire staff, secure publishing deals and unlock more private investment for 22 game studios
#UKGamesFund #WeCreate
Find out more: gov.uk/government/news/multi…
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(as I put on Discord, there's no value in twitter anymore, @ ing me wouldn't have gained me followers, it would only have led to hassle from idiots.
I appreciate it's a difficult call to make, but I think @RachelGillo played it dead right with a non-link mention in the followup)
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(in case it needs pointing out: it was not Size Five that cancelled his contract two weeks before Christmas, it was somebody else. I obviously would not do that.)
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formerly Size Five Games retweeted
25 Jul 2023
Will continue to fruitlessly bang on about business stuff here, obv, because there's an audience here and I like eating.
I'm finding this all just so very, very sad. I can't bring myself to type dumb jokes into Twitter at the moment.
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formerly Size Five Games retweeted
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I've really enjoyed Twitter. I'm lucky enough that it's always been funny and not hateful. I'm finding the X shit so depressing, and the idea of contributing 'content' to it turns my stomach.
So for now, I'm here, unless something better comes along or I forget.
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I've really enjoyed Twitter. I'm lucky enough that it's always been funny and not hateful. I'm finding the X shit so depressing, and the idea of contributing 'content' to it turns my stomach.
So for now, I'm here, unless something better comes along or I forget.
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Will continue to fruitlessly bang on about business stuff here, obv, because there's an audience here and I like eating.
I'm finding this all just so very, very sad. I can't bring myself to type dumb jokes into Twitter at the moment.
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