Joined October 2024
- Tweets 26,409
- Following 716
- Followers 779
- Likes 71,892
422 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
Whatever it fucking takes, thatβs what.
20
321
767
59,077
Fruit obsessed and fully hydrated, logging on.
1
14
No, no, that was the old me. Sheβs dead. She died in her sleep from being poisoned, but was also stabbed repeatedly and strangled with her favorite overfliffed pillow which always gave me headaches. She got what she deserved.
2
2
84
βOverfliffedβ has me dying. Again.
32
π»πππ π³πππππ’ retweeted
12h
You should learn to hydrate yourself violently
29
5
105
2,443
Seven of my favorite words in no particular order:
- fervor
- seethe
- relentless
- chaos
- languid
- tempestuous
- metamorphosis
Retweet with your own. Letβs make an entire cumulative chain of lexicon going.
2
73
I wish a motherfucker would (go on an adventure.)
2
4
72
Dresses with pockets, so I have somewhere to clip my knife.
3
2
10
241
Day 228. Drink water. The meat mech requires coolant.
4
37
π»πππ π³πππππ’ retweeted
Jun 12
almost forgot this was the whole point
14
2,830
26,166
350,657
π»πππ π³πππππ’ retweeted
23h
PSA: If you feel bad just for giving your opinion, you might have never been allowed to have one growing up
4
7
57
727
Drinking a sip of water every time the man the next table over says "motherfucker."
It's not even 11a and I've hit my daily quota.
1
1
4
239
Dear universe, please point adequacies so that I may remedy them. Thank you, wait wait wait wait! No, not once! I didnβt meanοΏΌ all at once!
1
5
66
Submission through repetition, but it's just me working out.
6
73
π»πππ π³πππππ’ retweeted
Jun 12
Side effect of Gym: You become stronger in situations that have nothing to do with fitness.
24
346
3,673
63,389
π»πππ π³πππππ’ retweeted
becoming high maintenance about your health is actually low maintenance for your future
2
45
545
8,065
π»πππ π³πππππ’ retweeted
Jun 12
please take a nice walk and find some nice foliage and report back with a photo, when you have time
72
6
228
15,492
Pregaming my run by skipping. My legs are about to be drunk as hell.
5
65
Nothing much, just eating watermelon with salt over the kitchen sink, what about you?
9
101
Just received a yoga wheel. What do I do with it?
2
38