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Joined June 2024
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20 Nov 2025
Published a controversial blog, must see for all AI-slop enthusiasts. 🤖
medium.com/@drunkdba/why-app…
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May 25
Engineers ended up replacing AI because they are cheaper
May 24
BREAKING: MICROSOFT JUST ANNOUNCED TO BAN ITS OWN ENGINEERS FROM USING AI DUE TO THE COST OF USING IT.
VP OF NVIDIA SAID, “THE COST OF AI FOR MY TEAM WAS MORE THAN HUMANS”
“AI CAN COST MORE THAN HUMAN WORKERS NOW”
Community note
Microsoft did not ban its engineers from using AI. Rather they canceled their Anthropic contracts and told their engineers to use their own internal AI (copilot) instead.
eu.36kr.com/en/p/382445783…
thestreet.com/technology/mic…
thenextweb.com/news/microsoft…
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May 21
JUST IN: Starbucks retires AI inventory tool across North America after it reportedly miscounted & mislabeled store items.
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May 19
The EU should just ban AI globally
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May 20
you can always spot vibe coders because they dont know how computers work
Not me running though Paris with the mac cuz the agents gotta keep going brrrr
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May 19
The Hall of Fame for useless villains patiently waiting for Homelander
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May 15
CEO's learning AI will cost more than human workers after firing 25% of their workforce
May 15
"AI can cost more than human workers now," per Axios
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May 12
There's a lot of bad takes going around database twitter so I made a handy decision tree to help you sift through the noise
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“who are we laying off first”
CEOs entering the “agentic era”:
May 11
JUST IN: GitLab announces job cuts to reinvest in growth for the “agentic era.”
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May 8
Postgres on Dropbox is faster than Postgres on NVMe
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May 5
European reaction to the "economic output"
May 3
From @WSJopinion: What happens when Europeans find out how poor they are? The Continent trails far behind U.S. economic output. Politics is bound to catch up sooner or later, writes Joseph Sternberg.
on.wsj.com/4n5v2Wq
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May 5
Most database benchmarks are bad.
The problems are often subtle. Mismatched instances, cold caches, and coordinated omission all produce misleading results.
Today, we’re publishing guidance on how to do it right, and updating our acceptable use policy to allow benchmarking.
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May 3
listen here europoor...
*dies of heart attack*
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"Is that your culture? I don't like it."
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May 4
Meanwhile in the USA. 🤡
Yep. I’m in Europe alright…😎. What EU Commission genius thought of this?
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