🏌️‍♂️🎶🏋️ It's a fool Who plays it cool By making his world A little colder
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27 Mar 2023
if your hands don’t have any callouses, you’re doing it wrong.
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Jun 5
I appreciate the extra buttons, but I haven't been saving them for 20 years and I'm not gonna start now.
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May 27
Uber doesn’t get enough credit for coming up with the name “Uber Eats”.
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May 9
Intentionally ask someone a question u don’t want them to reciprocally ask back just to prove you aren’t asking them questions you’re hoping they ask u about.
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Apr 29
People are gonna move to Mars bc you weigh less there.
This is incredible:
Elon Musk will receive 200 million super-voting shares in SpaceX ONLY IF the company establishes a permanent Mars colony with at least 1 million people.
In other words, Elon Musk will only receive this pay package if 1 million people live on Mars.
In other words, Elon Musk's biggest goal is now establishing a colony on Mars with a similar population as Dallas, Texas.
Musk is so optimistic about this goal that the vast majority of his pay is now contingent on it.
Life on Mars is closer than many expect.
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Apr 22
When you add an emoji tothe end of a text and it starts a new line 🤮🤮🤮
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Apr 15
The inability to easily see your inputted destination in Google Maps has for sure ended marriages.
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Apr 14
Few feelings better than when a niche musician you like drops a new song/album and it's a banger.
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Mar 27
Why does it seem like if I look at the driver in a car the lane over, they’re more likely to turn and look back?
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Mar 18
When you put on a jacket you haven't worn in a while and find something in the pocket you were looking for for months.
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Mar 17
Spotify desperately needs an artist group by view for playlists (esp Liked Songs).
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Mar 17
Scroll the beginning of your Spotify Liked Songs list.
Think back to your thoughts when you saved each song.
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Mar 7
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just wake up and scream.
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Feb 16
A society/government without any mechanism to target corruption specifically is doomed.
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Feb 16
More important than the merits of an investigation/lawsuit is the how it’s determined when an investigation/lawsuit can be started (and apparently where).
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Feb 14
Less than 100 years ago the only way you could hear music is if it were being played live. Sad world.
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