when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

Cuando por fin dejas de llorar y te miras al espejo:

Nothing annoys me more than when someone spews a lot of nothing burger

The politics person in me thinks this is a Friday dump planted to distract from the fact that she’s likely getting married in a very private ceremony in Rhode Island this weekend.

Today, 18 million Canadians received a GST grocery rebate. My family pays more GST than the average Canadian, yet we don’t get a dime back. We’re apparently too “well off” to qualify, but not too well off to keep footing the bill while politicians spend taxpayer money like it’s monopoly money. Make it make sense.

Across generations, the harshest truth remains: no one has harmed First Nations more than their own people—those who should have been their fiercest protectors.

everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her

him: “send me a picture of you playing with your 🐱.” me:

My husband called me 14 times at work because our baby “wouldn’t stop crying.” I work in healthcare, so after the 6th missed call I genuinely thought someone had died. I finally stepped out and answered. This man sounded irritated, not worried. He goes: “I’ve fed her twice, changed her diaper, rocked her… I think she just likes you more.”

Every little boy deserves a dad who can look into his eyes and really see him 💜

We’re not DINKS (double income no kids) we’re SILKS: single income lots of kids

This is not fair.