25 year old comedian from Minnesota the state @vdays
Joined December 2014
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worst day of my fucking life
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That aint gonna stop my thirsty a** from drinking it #drinkingit
Workers dumping hydrogen peroxide into the Reflecting Pool this morning
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Respectfully disagree. You'd just need to signpost more clearly that the show isn't condoning certain attitudes. Eg. when Michael says something offensive, instead of pulling a face Jim could vomit all over his desk
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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Jun 15
plenty of other folks don't know how to tie they're shoes neither
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Jun 15
My deviled egg recipe is one ingredient, the egg, because I believe the devil is already in there and you must carve until you set him free.
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Wishing the best for her and her cubs <3 who’s the girl on the left?
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14 Jul 2025
if your Jeep got no doors I'm #sucking on all your damn rubber duckies
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Jun 12
severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window
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If a girl has her hair in a messy bun and is on her laptop, do not play with her.
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Something should happen to VaguePosters
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