Just a DBA just trying to keep the blame away from my databases. @SQLServer is my strength, with some experience in @MongoDB and @Oracle. Opinions are my own
Joined April 2018
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Kyle Wagner retweeted
28 Jan 2024
#sql #sqlhumor #dba #dbahumor #databaseadministrator #dataadmin #data #datascience #computerprogramming #checkdb #sqlsolutions #sqlserver #sqlserver2022 #datafunny #datahumor #sqlmeme #datameme #it #informationtechnology
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Kyle Wagner retweeted
18 Aug 2023
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Kyle Wagner retweeted
13 Apr 2022
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6 Jan 2022
Took a crack at some homemade pasta and sauce, someone is becoming interested in things that aren’t formula
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12 Nov 2021
Someone figured out smiling like 2 weeks ago and hasn’t stopped since
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Kyle Wagner retweeted
4 Nov 2021
Hey #sqlfamily please say hello to our newest teammate, @dbWonderKid!
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4 Nov 2021
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6 Jul 2021
To say this weekend was a big surprise would be an understatement.
Zoey Alexandra made her grand entrance after 32 weeks on 7/4/21 at 12:05AM, coming in at a powerful 3 lbs 15 oz, 17.25 inches long.
Mom and dbWonderkid Jr are healthy and we can’t wait to get out of NICU!
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Kyle Wagner retweeted
25 Feb 2020
"I'm no DBA, but I think we could solve all this with an index."
"You're right. You're no DBA."
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21 Jan 2020
Hitting a weird error when trying to do a 2017 sql server restore from the GUI. Select device instead of database and it brings up a select media device screen where I can hit Add. I hit add and get error 8115, arithmetic overflow on data type int. Any ideas?
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21 Jan 2020
Environment is 3 months old, and this functionality worked for me 2 Saturday’s ago when I was doing data migrations. Nothing has changed in patching or infrastructure in those 2 weeks that I am aware of
Kyle Wagner retweeted
14 Nov 2019
Looking to add two great talented people to the @ProCureSQL team! indeedjobs.com/procure-sql/j… #sqlpass
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24 Aug 2019
Well the house has everything in it, just need to unpack. But I think setting the deck up is enough for now
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