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I reserve the right to resent *forever* the people who threatened my job to force me to get an experimental shot I did not want. Consent given under duress is not consent, and they are *not* forgiven.
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I'm sure you haven't.
Sydney Sweeney will flirt with any man who talks to her I have never seen anything like this before
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I honestly and truly believe that Donald Trump does this kind of stuff for the sole purpose of irritating Leftists. I’m here for it.
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Dave📜🇺🇸 retweeted
Our American flag has flown over battlefields, hurricanes, terrorist attacks, floods, wildfires, and some of the hardest days this country has ever faced. Through all of it, one lesson remains true: America's greatest strength has never been a building, a government agency, or a piece of equipment. It's people. The neighbors who check on each other. The volunteers who show up. The first responders who run toward danger. The communities that rebuild after disaster strikes. It is choosing to be someone others can rely on when things go wrong. And despite our disagreements, challenges, and imperfections, there is still much to be proud of. A nation built on the belief that people should be free. A nation that has repeatedly risen to meet extraordinary challenges. A nation whose strength is found not in its institutions alone, but in the character of its people. That is worth remembering today. Happy Flag Day!
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After so many artists backed out, God has stepped in as the great dramatist, architect, musician, painter, and dedicator of the 250th.

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Good morning, Kentucky. Prelude No. 12 by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. creativecommons.org/licenses… Source: chriszabriskie.com/preludes/ Artist: chriszabriskie.com/
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251 years, one Army. Happy birthday @USArmy Every type of Soldier in our history from 1775-present is depicted below 👇
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Hey, @FBI ... maybe this is a domestic terror group?
Influx of out-of-state agitators with links to dark money group among Delaney Hall arrests: 'Organized anarchy' trib.al/zFtnjAe
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Dave📜🇺🇸 retweeted
I’m loving having the World Cup here in America because it’s like we’re having a wild sleepover party with the rest of the world while they go on adventures here
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Earmuff it kids… Van dude is having the best day of his life 🤣
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Dave📜🇺🇸 retweeted
Earmuff it kids… Van dude is having the best day of his life 🤣

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Feel the cultural shift? The Left demonized Patriotism as racist. So people would be afraid to fight back as they destroyed America. But… Patriotism is cool again. It started with USA Hockey and Jimmy’s Famous Seafood. Then Trump making DC monuments beautiful. To Team SpaceX launches in from of American flags. Now the US National Team standing proudly during the anthem. They might seem like little things. But they’re not. Winning the Culture War will lead to saving America. And America must be saved.🇺🇸
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You have to break them. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
There was no negotiating with the Nazis nor the Empire of Japan, there was only hitting them as hard as possible until capitulation. You can’t negotiate with fanatics. You can only destroy them until they unconditionally surrender. Iran is no different.
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The federal government collected $5.23 trillion last year. Guess our problems are over...
A trillion dollars could solve virtually every problem. Any problem at all. But instead it’s all just going to Some Guy
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The whole thing is awesome. I'm proud of my country and I'm glad they're having a good time. 🇺🇸
You know what’s sad? It took a bunch of appreciative, curious foreign visitors exploring our incredible nation for some Americans to get it. They’ve become our new best friends sharing their newfound excitement.🔥 They’re out here wide-eyed, jaws dropped at the neon glow of Times Square, the soul-shaking majesty of the Grand Canyon blazing orange at sunset, the salty freedom breeze whipping through California redwoods, and the mouthwatering sizzle of a proper Texas BBQ under endless blue skies. And Democrats bitch… They’re snapping pics of NYC skylines piercing the clouds, cheering at Fourth of July fireworks lighting up the heavens like stars on steroids, and vibing to jazz in New Orleans streets and getting tours from sports teams. And Democrats bitch… Shoutout to every tourist who reminded us: America ain’t just a country, it’s a full-on vibe. A chaotic, beautiful, opportunity-packed fireworks show of a place. Wake up, Democrats! Fall back in love with your own backyard. The world already sees the magic — now it’s your turn. ❤️💥 For the rest of you Americans, what’s YOUR favorite slice of this epic nation?
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Dave📜🇺🇸 retweeted
You know what’s sad? It took a bunch of appreciative, curious foreign visitors exploring our incredible nation for some Americans to get it. They’ve become our new best friends sharing their newfound excitement.🔥 They’re out here wide-eyed, jaws dropped at the neon glow of Times Square, the soul-shaking majesty of the Grand Canyon blazing orange at sunset, the salty freedom breeze whipping through California redwoods, and the mouthwatering sizzle of a proper Texas BBQ under endless blue skies. And Democrats bitch… They’re snapping pics of NYC skylines piercing the clouds, cheering at Fourth of July fireworks lighting up the heavens like stars on steroids, and vibing to jazz in New Orleans streets and getting tours from sports teams. And Democrats bitch… Shoutout to every tourist who reminded us: America ain’t just a country, it’s a full-on vibe. A chaotic, beautiful, opportunity-packed fireworks show of a place. Wake up, Democrats! Fall back in love with your own backyard. The world already sees the magic — now it’s your turn. ❤️💥 For the rest of you Americans, what’s YOUR favorite slice of this epic nation?
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You never know who you're fucking around with.
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Black dude picks on a white dude on a street, little did he know he was a trained fighter.
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Never forget this banger. Oprah: "All these years, I thought I was overeating… Now I understand that if you carry the obesity gene… that is what makes you overeat. You don't overeat and become obese. Obesity causes you to overeat."
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The Dork is strong with this one...
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Dave📜🇺🇸 retweeted
WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!
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In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths. Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents. I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself. This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated. I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?" "Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way." "But the store loses." "Yep. On purpose." On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands. In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one. A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir." It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow. I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious. Some prices are not prices. They are promises. I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back. The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars. Long may it spin.
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