I’m surprised the @NFL hasn’t figured out a PPV option for individual games. I wouldn’t pay the $350 for Sunday Ticket, but I’d pay $10 a week to watch 17 @ChicagoBears games, plus playoffs. 🤷🏼♂️
Doctors confirm Trump has been diagnosed with “Somalian Syndrome”; a rare condition where the patient:
• Can’t say “Somali”
• Thinks adding -an makes things official
• Obsessive fixation on Ilhan Omar
• Confuses countries with headlines
• Develops an allergic reaction to facts
• Experiences chronic fear of immigrants he’s never met
No cure yet, but experts say malawax, Bariis iyo Hilib, and one week in Minnesota may help.
Prognosis: stable, but loud. #Somali#RentFree#MagaDummies#SomalianSyndrome#GeographyIsHard#African#SaySomali#Obsessed#FactsAllergic#LoudButWrong#PunchingUp#PoliticalComedy
As someone who’s voted for a female Presidential candidate (@JoForLiberty in 2020), it’s not the gender, but the quality, of the candidate that gets most people’s vote. @KamalaHarris and @HillaryClinton were just terrible options!
Hey @stephenasmith, I agree with most of what you’re saying here, but how is 2019/20 #BigBen any worse than 2024/25 @AaronRodgers12? Even in those last couple years he wasn’t below .500. A-a-ron was 25th in the league last year in qbr and 20 overall rtg.
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1/2 So, I’m going to preface this by stating that I’m a fed emp, and I’m good with the RTIPW. That said, maybe we should start looking at what Congress does for the half of the year they’re not in session.
@DOGE@elonmusk@realDonaldTrump@POTUS@RandPaul@RepThomasMassie
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Think about how much could get done in govt if they worked all year like the people being forced to upend their lives do from home now.
If we want to improve government efficiency, how about we make ALL of the government be in office 52 weeks a year?
Not sure how it took me 30 years of listening to #36Chambers, but I’m watching @WuTangClan: an American Saga, and just caught @methodman’s bars connecting PB brands and “Oh shit, that’s the jam.
I’m so disappointed in myself.
INFILTRATING AMERICA: Immigration officials provide eye-popping data on the number of illegal immigrants with criminal convictions running wild in the US. trib.al/xsdeykK
Yo, @Reddsaidit, you and @toneBell (as a vet I really felt his character) were my favorites on #Disjointed. Just started watching #ResurrectedRides and I love it. I watched #PimpMyRide in my 20s, but y’all took that model and got rid of the fish tanks. Well done sir!