I welcome the two new Democratic Senators from the great state of Greenland.
I swear, these dumbasses can't think two steps ahead.
Huge News! Today, I am proud to introduce the Greenland Annexation and Statehood Act, a bill that allows the President to find the means necessary to bring Greenland into the Union.
Let me be clear, our adversaries are trying to establish a foothold in the Arctic, and we can’t let that happen.
By acquiring Greenland, we would prevent our adversaries from controlling the Arctic Region and secure our northern flank from Russia and China.