Supporter of a second Hirooki Goto world title run. Main account: @HeyoCarl 🇯🇲🇬🇩
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What is up with Google nowadays referring to all footballer players as "soccer" players? That was never the case before.
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This Iraq side can surely find the net again with these razor thin strikes on goal.
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I keep thinking about this.
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BBC didn't waste any time heading over to the match, there was very little analysis on Norway and Iraq.
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One of Chelsea's very best.
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Senegal still isn’t flinching. That was definitely a penalty for France though.
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This World Cup has been lacking some controversy involving the referees, so there we have some right there. Should’ve been a penalty. I’m laughing.
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That Austin Powers advert just made me want to see another movie. Mike Myers has still got it. Just one more, please.
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Mike Myers has returned as Dr. Evil for a new Verizon commercial.
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These “hydration breaks” aren’t being booed enough at the World Cup so far.
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Emmanuel Petit has lost his World Cup winners medal... ☹️🏅
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Olivier Giroud immedialy shut down the narrative about Mbappe being arrogant on the BBC panel.
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The Shrek 5 trailer has the Gingerbread Man twerking and saying he's "caked up like a freakin' bakery." Shrek has managed to get away with so much in the last 4 films, lol.
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"'Oh my girlfriend’s broke up with me because she’s got her eyesight back'.” I 100% read this in Roy Keane's accent. 😂
😭🇮🇪 Roy Keane delivered another classic line on the Overlap today and had Gary Neville and Ian Wright in stitches:
🗣️ Keane: “Gary was telling me he went through a bad spell of form after the EUROs for about 6 months because of relationship issues. WOW. Really? WOW.”
🗣️ Neville: “I obviously had a captain at the time who I didn’t feel I could go to.” 😂
🗣️ Keane: “If a full-back is going through relationship issues, it doesn’t mean he can’t stop a cross does it?"
"No I’m being serious: That shouldn’t stop you from closing your winger down: 'Oh my girlfriend’s broke up with me because she’s got her eyesight back'.”
“You can still stop crosses, that shouldn’t effect ya.” 😂
The thing is, Roy is absolutely spot on, but his delivery is always on point. 👏
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I feel for Tino Livramento, what unfortunate luck when we're this close to the first game. Trevor Chalabah is a perfect replacement though.
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Yet another soulless and unidentifiable theme, this time it’s for Chad Gable. They had him running out to his OG NXT theme a week ago.
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