Humor heals all

HO-LY SH*T!!! Karen Bass recording

Somewhere in America, your weather report is performed as THEATER, and I have become a devoted patron. In Japan, the forecast is read calmly. Rain tomorrow. Carry an umbrella. Farewell. Sixty seconds, a bow, the nation equipped. Here, a man named Chip stands before a LIVING MAP, sleeves rolled to the elbow, and delivers the coming of a thunderstorm like news from a battlefield where he personally fought. "Folks, I want you to look at this system moving in from the west—" FOLKS. He addresses the entire region as kin. He sweeps his arm and the clouds OBEY HIS GESTURE. He warns of hail with grave eyes, then promises a beautiful weekend with the smile of a man delivering a peace treaty — both within ninety seconds, both with total sincerity. And when true severe weather comes, America? Chip removes his jacket. THE JACKET COMES OFF. And the entire state understands instantly: this is now serious. There is a doctrine of sleeves in your meteorology — unwritten, universally read. My neighbor glanced at the television, saw the bare forearms, and said, "Jacket's off. Better bring the grill cover in." A NATION READING A MAN'S SLEEVES FOR SURVIVAL INSTRUCTIONS. We have early warning systems in Japan that cost billions, and I am no longer certain they outperform Chip's wardrobe. Last week: hail. Chip stayed on air for hours. No jacket. Sleeves climbing toward the elbow like a rising river gauge. He tracked every cell. He told specific streets when to shelter. MY street. He said its name. A man on television guarded my street BY NAME until the storm passed. Samurai have served lords for less devotion than Chip shows a cold front. I watch nightly now. I have opinions about the rival station's radar. The radar is inferior. I trust Chip's seven-day outlook because he tells you when he is UNSURE — and a forecaster who admits doubt is a forecaster whose certainty means something. That sentence is free, America. Give it to your generals. A man does not ask the storm to explain itself. He watches the sleeves, as his ancestors watched the sky. Tonight Chip is in the full jacket, laughing with the sports desk. Stand down, everyone. The realm is at peace. The sleeves have spoken.

I hope all Europeans are enjoying their trip to America.

Please we need 1000 Nicks out there.

I can guess.

Well, I guess I’ll bookmark it.

What the left doesn’t seem to understand that Trump does, is that millions of Americans love shit like this. He’s not pandering to the elite, he’s acknowledging the blue collar, hard working, dirt biking, UFC watching, forgotten men and women who make up the majority of this country. Drive 30 miles outside of any deep blue shithole city in America and you could throw a rock in any direction at someone who watches motocross. Trump isn’t putting on America 250 for people who go to the fuckin opera, he’s putting on America 250 for the working class.

At least it’s warm during tornado season. Day three no power 😂

Humor heals all

Little high on the arm angle there eh?

So when re migration happens, can you send them with

😝 Spent the day undercover at the Stand up to Racism conference educating TEACHERS on how to INDOCTRINATE your kids! 🫢 Stay tuned for the full video diary on my YouTube channel!

Karen Hollis (23) was kidnapped by career violent criminal Randall Lendell Dejourney (43) in Alabama. He held her captive and repeated raped her. After approximately a week in brutal captivity, he choked her to death and then repeatedly raped her dead body before dumping her corpse on the side of the road. He was eventually arrested and his bond was set at $15,000. That's not a mis print. His bond was set at $15,000. For rape, murder, and rape of a corpse 🤨 Has this case been reported on by the national media? I certainly haven't seen it if so. Plan accordingly... #rural #alabama #crime #3rdWorld #decay #NorthPort

I don’t think holding our Republican Senators accountable is an attack. We have the majority & voters expect/demand results.

At the Red Gala last night, Nick Shirley called on Illinois residents to investigate corruption in our state. He closed by urging people to speak up if they see something. There is corruption in Illinois and Democrats tolerate it. Who else wants him to investigate Illinois?

Children should never be allowed in pride festivals.

CORRECTION? @jsolomonReports could you get Ben Whedon to correct his piece where he claims that @BasedMikeLee "has led the push to change Senate rules to pass the Save America Act..." Senator Lee has called to use the CURRENT rules to pass the bill. justthenews.com/politics-pol…

White men are completely self sufficient. We CANNOT be oppressed unless we allow it. We CANNOT be controlled by communists unless we allow it. We CANNOT be ruled by tiny hats unless we allow it. Stop. Allowing. It.