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he catches rockets with chopsticks and you can’t even build a freakin’ train
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Jun 12
OK... take my money
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Jun 11
yeah you can say I’m a gamer 😏
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Jun 11
Luckily these non-binary pride shirts are available in two types…
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Jun 12
If you think regulatory law doesn’t matter, stare at this bottle until you realize your error.
You can now get Papa John’s Garlic Sauce at Walmart. The game has changed forever
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zyn is banned in france, but apparently they have vape liquid on tap by the liter
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Jun 10
No, you are Bond Villain communists who hate human flourishing. Perhaps you used to be economists.
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Remember back when the Matrix came out and we all laughed at the idea that “coding” looked like watching a bunch of glyphs pour across your screen
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This is such a funny talking point because historically Fascism very much does arive by saying "Hello, I'm Fascism"
Jun 9
Fascism does not arrive saying “I am fascism.” It arrives saying “law and order,” “border security,” “anti-woke,” “election integrity,” and “national emergency.”
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Why do the British live like hermit crabs?
Jun 11
My cousin in the UK is moving house tomorrow, six people in the "chain". One of them this morning just sent an email saying he's £20,000 short and asking everyone else to jointly make up the difference or the entire deal folds.
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deadprogrammer retweeted
You people have no idea what kind of shit Maine liberals are on lol
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I wrote about how humble antiperspirant fumes nearly forced NASA to evacuate the space station in 2010. open.substack.com/pub/mceglo…
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【商品情報】フジ矢 キャッチニッパ / 90CS-125
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刃の内側に仕込まれた2枚の板がカットされた配線や結束バンドを白刃取り！切りくずの飛散防止に効果有で切れ端による機器の故障や仕上材の破損汚損を未然に防ぎます。カットしたリードが飛んでこないのでお子様の電子工作にも。
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how does one reportedly stab someone?
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Jun 7
Last night in NYC I saw this guy balancing Ethereum on his head
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Jun 7
LA is wild because the election will be between a Cuban trained Marxist guerrilla fighter and a woman running to her left.
KALSHI 99% PROJECTION: Nithya Raman advances to the Los Angeles Mayor general election, where she will face Karen Bass
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BREAKING: Hunter Biden has a 14% chance to run for President as a Democrat in 2028
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