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๐ FREE June 2โ3!
Winner of 14 awards, the Dark Circles trilogy combines spooky fantasy, supernatural danger, humor, friendship, and unforgettable adventures for middle grade readers and older.
Books 1 & 2 are FREE on Kindle.
amazon.com/dp/B0CJL67QPX
#MiddleGrade #Fantasy
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Iโm posting this to categorically state Michelle Obama is a beautiful woman and slam the reprehensible dumbass comments of some fucking dipshit UFC fighter without a single functioning brain cell in his goddamn head.
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RETWEET if you support Michelle Obama!
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Jun 5
Is it not obvious to every American with active firing neurons?
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Jun 6
Is Matthew right ??
Community note
Matthew McConaughey did not make this statement. His representatives confirmed it is fabricated. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202โฆ news.meaww.com/fact-check-didโฆ
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May 31
What did liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican Party? I'll tell you what they did...
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We wanted to highlight an incredible book called The Death Wizard Chronicles by Jim Melvin! @deathwizard57
Learn more: amazon.com/dp/B0F3MVZWWD
#writingcommunity #bookboost #writerslift
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Trump will turn 80 next month. It will be a historic moment.
It will be the first time in American history that a presidentโs age is higher than his IQ.
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May 22
Today's funny, not funny. This was about right with my first novel. ๐ Now, I can usually write two full-length novels (75-80k words) in a year. Sometimes three, if that's basically all I do.
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May 20
Oh. You would have gotten an acceptance if your submission had leapt off the screen and strutted like a woman before the editors, with a kind of walking that made benches become men. Hair tumbling wild, a dress that caught and released light, laughter with iron under it. Eyes that skimmed and did not land, big in the way of women who never apologise to furniture.๐
May 19
I received a rejection from Granta today. What I felt was: not hate, not anger. Just the flat finality of a heart too tired to keep trying. The kind of tired that goes through bone and keeps going. As if Iโd put down a pan I had no business carrying.
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May 19
Very excited to launch my new book tomorrow! Itโs my third book - took over a year to research/write/edit/publish.
I have so much respect for authors - writing a book (actually writing it - no AI or ghost writer) is incredibly hard. Feels good to be done - looking forward to the feedback.
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I'm seeing a lot of querying success stories on here, and sincere congrats to those authors. But am I the only writer on Earth with 90-plus queries out (starting in February) and not a single request for a full? Makes me feel like a loser and a fool.
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