Who is actually in the wrong? Uhhh the fat old loser standing in the women’s restroom staring at 2 young girls…he should be arrested and have to register as a sex offender.

What's concerning about Elon's haters being among the dumbest people on Earth is that if he succeeds they'll be the dumbest people on other planets, too.

JUST IN: Elon Musk's net worth rises by $165 billion today, more than Bill Gates' entire net worth. Elon is now worth $1.3 trillion.

I’m about to release some powerful ass shit into the world

Bro to bro: Kill that nice guy inside you and become ruthless. Life is rough to men out here. Signs of a weak man; - He’ll double text for attention. - Spend money to buy affection. - Apologize even when he’s not wrong. - Beg a woman to stay in his life. - Tolerate disrespect just to feel loved. - Sacrifice his peace to please her. - Say “yes” when he wants to say “no.” DO NOT BE THIS MAN

Crazy how you meet Roon on the internet and he has this smiling cartoon avatar and “techno optimist” in bio and then you meet him in person and he just repeats things like “I hate it here,” “the dark knight is a gay movie,” “I need to be drunker for this”

You don’t get to systematically ignore copyright law while scraping the whole internet for tokens and then insist on being taken seriously when kvetching about somebody scraping you

Elon Musk wasn't a trillionaire until 54. You're stressing at 23. Relax bro.

BREAKING: Elon Musk loses trillionaire status after running a Fable prompt to center a div costing him $300 billion.

The waitress called me "babe" and just like that I've got another six months in me.

A CONSUMER IS DEMANDING THAT ANTHROPIC REIMBURSE CUSTOMERS OF ITS PRICIEST ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SUBSCRIPTION PLANS, ALLEGING IN A NEW LAWSUIT THAT THE COMPANY OVERSOLD THE USAGE ALLOWANCES IT OFFERED. - WSJ

Good. Hope they pay billions for the damage they caused. 🫡

People often credit genius with changing the world. But more often than not, it was a stubborn fool that kept going while other geniuses sat around and laughed.

How can we get in on this lawsuit?

The other day I was asked by an Administration official what my priorities would be for release of UAP information. I replied as follows: 1) UAP Space Data UAP detected in space, either in orbit or entering and departing the Earth’s atmosphere. I believe we have such data yet nothing of this kind has been released. We have numerous systems performing space surveillance, including the world’s most powerful radars. The power, sophistication and range of those systems leads me to believe they must inevitably collect and track UAP. 2) Satellite Data This is another category of UAP data that has not been released to date. I’ve seen some of this imagery and what I’ve seen was impressive. Although typically highly classified, under present circumstances, with pressure from the White House, it may well be possible to release some or all of this overhead UAP data. 3) UAP Data from the Ballistic Missile Early Warning System The old Ballistic Missile Early Warning System has been continuously updated since the end of the Cold War to its current condition. These are believed to be the most powerful emitters on the planet. Further, numerous UAP encounters have clearly occurred within their areas of coverage. For example, during the Nimitz incident numerous UAP were descending from roughly 80,000 ft to 20,000 feet, in mere seconds, for several days, directly in front of the powerful strategic radar at Beale Air Force Base. Yet, none of this data has been released. Data from each of these systems could appreciably add to our knowledge of the UAP phenomenon. I’m hoping they have the latitude and determination needed to come clean with this information.

This alone was worth $1 trillion.

fucking hilarious that HR people think they can judge technical people

I'm just glad nobody at the US government thought to try that Fable 5 "jailbreak" against Opus 4.x or GPT 5.x, or I wouldn't be getting anything useful done this weekend at all

The jailbreak we found convinced Fable that it wrote our code, so it was willing to look for issues Not too surprising if there were other vectors besides the one we found. Must be hard to have an LLM that can author secure code but not check if “other” code is secure