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Just signed up for the best Next Session "[Addy Osmani] session title to be added" @addyosmani Pretty excited for it!
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22 Aug 2024
.@madebygoogle has the worst support I've ever dealt with. How in the hell do you send someone a phone case they didn't order instead of a phone and the solution is telling the customer to buy another phone and have $1200 on hold on their credit card until a $65 case is returned
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14 May 2024
When you message your wife who works at @Cheesecake that Google's AI can handle 96 Cheesecake Factory Menus and her response is that's all......signs that @Cheesecake workers are more talented then Google AI #googleio
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10 Apr 2024
So.....what date am I saving? #GoogleCloudNext
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7 Jan 2024
Well fuck I didn't expect to have one of those mornings where I get some hair brained idea and end up having to code for the next few weeks. Guess it's time to learn Gemini and ChatGPT amongst some other APIs
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29 Nov 2023
What type of #hackathon being put on by a billion dollar corporation only rewards with PDFs? At the very least give the grand prize winner a discount code for your conference
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17 Nov 2023
My work is hiring another person in my role. Come and work with me - let's have some fun together as Analytics Engineers. orbitmedia.applytojob.com/ap…

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17 Nov 2023
Ever have one of those days where you already know you are so frustrated that you know absolutely nothing is going to get done cause you are going to be fixated on that dumb ass answer someone gave.......Yep one of them days.
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10 Oct 2023
Signs your brother knows your love of EVs and @DennysDiner
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5 Oct 2023
BIG NEWS! Windy City Devfest is back! Still looking for great speakers (Personally I want some #Bigquery or #GA4 talks but trust me there is room for everything) the #devfest is on Oct 24th get more info at windycity.devfest.io #devfest #android #AI #Angular #GCP
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5 Oct 2023
@nlycskn you know any #flutter folks that might like to speak at this thing? Would love to get some flutter CFPs in!
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30 Sep 2023
Well it's conference planning time - What's the best speaker gift you've gotten? #devrel
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20 Sep 2023
This just reminds me of one of those CSS memes. Come on @elonmusk @Tesla you guys can do better!
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26 Aug 2023
Apparently Bard likes Slayer #AI #Bard
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20 Aug 2023
Thanks @DoorDash_Help for the call back for the post support survey.....while I was on hold on the other line still waiting for the support.....One day I'll get through...
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13 Aug 2023
Favorite thing about the band Chvrches is the V is there to differentiate from real churches on search engines.... unfortunately the v makes it really hard to play them using voice search!
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13 Jul 2023
Awake at 4am trying to buy halloween decorations in July - These are some grown up decisions I'm making here
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30 Jun 2023
As the sun is setting on UA I'm very excited to burn a bunch of GTM containers to the ground removing all those UA tags after this holiday weekend!

ALT Elmo Burn GIF

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30 Jun 2023
Sitting here on the analytics apocalypse on vacation - happy I took a true vacation knowing when I come back clients are actually going to look at GA4 and I'm going to have to ask hard hitting questions like....have you tried refreshing the page most the time that fixes it
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27 Jun 2023
I think this may be the first vacation I've taken in 5 years where I haven't looked at any work communications so far. Let's see how long I can go!
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