*melancholy saxophone plays in the background* brooks barnhizer saved my life
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2 Oct 2023
What happens if everyone just lets me chill? Seriously what would happen?
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24 Jul 2020
Today is Opening Day, which means it's a great day to arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor
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Apr 5
Lebron James…No Luka and No Reaves. You wanna get into Kobe and Mike goat convos? Go win.
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Feb 19
If Luis Robert is not a 3 war player I will buzz my hair. When he is a 5 war player everyone else should repent
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Mar 10
Francisco Alvarez just hit one 439 feet over the batter's eye in center field. He's OPS'ing 1.636 this spring.
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Mar 10
Nolan McLean gets the nod for Team USA tonight against Italy
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Feb 19
If Luis Robert is not a 3 war player I will buzz my hair. When he is a 5 war player everyone else should repent
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Feb 19
Last three swings here from Luis Robert Jr. in batting practice…
109.9 mph
109.5 mph (470 feet)
105 mph
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Feb 13
All star alvy it is written
Feb 13
Francisco Alvarez has lost about eight or 10 pounds by focusing on his nutrition, he said. He worked with director of hitting Jeff Albert in the offseason and will be keeping the batting stance he re-adopted after returning from his demotion to Triple-A last year.
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5 Oct 2025
I don’t give a fuck about microbiology. Oh you mean god found a way to ball out?
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21 Sep 2025
baseball is evil and anyone who watches it is self loathing
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7 Sep 2025
i am joker
7 Sep 2025
Daniel Jones:
10/12 - 150 yards - 1 TD
4 att - 13 yards - 1 TD
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30 Aug 2025
This is very obviously chat gpt btw. Definitely ran it through for grammar at the least if he’s still around
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