Lives in a van and chases motorbikes around the world for fun and beer money. Freelance MotoGP journalist. Opinionated.
Joined March 2009
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Jun 8
TT 2026 over for me - sitting on the Steam Packet watching the island fade into the darkness. It's been a blast, but it's already on to the next adventure: the Odesa Half Marathon this weekend! paypal.com/pools/c/9pSTsjJ29…
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The highest possible mark of respect a Weegie can hand out 😂😂😂
Jun 13
Big News this morning : The George Washington statue near Fenway Park in Boston has been given the Highest Honour By the 🏴 Scottish Fans. Someone has got up there God knows how and placed a traffic cone □on his heed. 😅🤣😂😂. This is a proud moment for 🏴 Scotland.
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No matter how badass you are, you’ll never be as badass as the double leg amputee teenage girl who has just run with me. I love Ukrainians, and I despise what russia has done here 💙💛
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Repeated air raids and air defence working in the distance isn’t exactly the perfect half marathon preparation at 0200. Welcome to everyday life for Ukrainians.
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For the first time in history, one person likely had enough money to end global starvation. That man has instead used the power that money has given him to condemn millions to death, and is therefore possibly the worst person ever to live.
Jun 12
Musk as a trillionaire- anyone as a trillionaire- is a grotesque economic, moral and political problem. We cannot have individuals with that level of power, whatever they might have achieved.
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USAID was shut down by Musk. The Lancet predict 14 million deaths in five years as a result thelancet.com/journals/lance…
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A Belfast briefing for those who don’t understand yet: neo-Nazi racist drug dealing former terrorists who identity as British are being incited by a piece of shit in Moscow to burn immigrant nurses out of their homes…
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… while being cheered on by Americans calling them Irish patriots - a phrase that would get them punched if they did in front of this scum, who next month will go back to calling for the part of Northern Ireland who does identity as Irish to be genocided.
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All of this is happening because a man who the people rioting wouldn’t piss on if he were on fire got attacked by an immigrant. The attack was stopped by a hurling player, a sport that the rioters regularly bomb when they’re not burning out immigrants.
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Jun 12
Reigning. World. Champion. 🤦♂️
Jun 12
You don't have to go full "Commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix Legions" but if showing one of the GOAT motorcycle racers, do try to get right their:
Employment status (Big if true tho)
Achievements (I hear he's won the odd race no?)
Chosen sport (MotoGP!)
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Jun 11
Erm sorry @ducaticorse, but… I’m going to need one of these!!! youtu.be/VMgvGl1HZB4?is=RlaT…
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Jun 11
This would be funnier if it wasn’t literally what the UDA (a proscribed terrorist group) are preaching
Jun 11
It's time for immigrants to stop moving to Northern Ireland and oppressing the native population.
by the Ulster Defence Association
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Jun 11
Russia is directly to blame (at least partially) for the racist pogrom happening in Belfast. Russia is our enemy. It should be the Kremlin burning, not the homes of Ukrainian refugees in Northern Ireland.
Jun 10
Tommy Robinson travelled to Russia. And then inflamed protests in the UK trib.al/cSl5VK0
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Jun 11
Hey @DublinAirport what’s the point in paying for membership when all your lounges are shut anyway?! One very unhappy regular customer with the service tonight
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Jun 11
Lots of people discovering hurling this week because… events. So let me introduce you to the finest introduction to a sporting event EVER BROADCAST youtu.be/uyH-s_3e_mc?is=_fM3…
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Simon Patterson retweeted
Jun 11
Of course Gordon Ramsay knows who John McGuinness is 😂🤝
Nothing compares to the spectacle of the Isle of Man TT 💪
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