Let me tell you about hockey! I know a few parents who took their kids out of excellent public schools for preps! Paid $70k/year PLUS Tier I travel hockey. The result? All of them playing D3 where my daughter also plays and she did public school and Tier II travel.

These tasty fuckers better be served at 898 degrees Fahrenheit so that every Millennial and Gen Z person burns their lips, tongue, and mouth roof so bad they can understand what the 70s and 80s were like.

“Don’t get too comfortable digging into the box. Can you say ‘chin music’? I knew you could. Because the inside corner is my neighborhood.”

The Scots in Boston challenge everything I've been taught about alcohol. 30k young, apparently virile males consume thousands of gallons of alcohol yet there are no arrests and no violent deaths. When we were 20 years old after 6 beers we'd try to conquer Cleveland Circle.

Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again

I just saw a magazine that ranks the best 500 albums of all time. I flipped through it long enough to find #7 was Hounds of Love by Kate Bush. This is like ranking the top 500 baseball players of all time and putting Buddy Biancalana at #7.

lol shit is funny because everybody thinks Jameis doin this for show but he really just a genuinely good dude in real life… cameras or not.

Hockey’s trophy presentation is just better than most other pro leagues because the players who actually win get to hold it first instead of some old guy.

Brent Burns out. Vegas might seem like a solid bet to win the Cup but don't forget that Tomas Hertl is on their roster, and every 2010s Sharks core player is cursed to never win the Cup

McDavid and MacKinnon fans seem upset about Hart voting. A man once led NHL with 199 points (31 more than anyone else), 85 goals, set a record with 13 SHG and led his team to playoff for first time in 7 years with Bob Errey and Rob Brown as linemates. And didn’t win the Hart.

During the press junket for Jurassic World: Evolution, a journalist took their entire interview time with Jeff Goldblum to have him read as Principal Skinner from THE SIMPSONS "Steamed Hams" episode, and it's amazing 😂👏

The World Cup absolutely mogs every other sporting event. It’s what the Olympics wishes it was X100. You’ve got Europeans road-tripping across America and having their minds blown by Buc-ee’s and Bass Pro Shops. You’ve got a small Kansas town falling in love with an Algerian club that chose Kansas City as their homebase. You’ve got South Korea training in Utah to prepare for the altitude in Guadalajara. For one month, the whole world forgets we’re supposed to hate each other over differences that barely matter. It’s the closest thing we have to world peace.

It will never feel real that a logo I made is in this edit. What a blessing.

North Stars GM Lou Nanne famously said “In the first round we drafted Mike Modano to protect the franchise, in the second round we drafted Link to protect Mike, and in the third round we should’ve drafted a lawyer to protect Link”

The Penguins took Jordan Staal No. 2 overall in 2006, the first draft pick of the late Ray Shero. In his interview for the 'Pittsburgh is Home' documentary, Shero reflected on how Staal surprised him that fall and became a key piece of their 2009 Stanley Cup championship.

Wait until they experience an Arnold Palmer.

Reporter: are you excited for the World Cup here in Boston? Scotsman who's been drinking since 5am at airport: oh aye, but the flight ran out of beer halfway over the Atlantic. We have higher hopes for your pubs. Reporter: & for your team ... Fan: well let's get to the pub 1st

Ok. Hear me out… A Breaking Bad reboot starring these two

And the congregation said, “Amen.”

The Far Side was so fucking good it’s still ahead of its time …

World Cup teams have mandated “community sessions” that are mainly exclusive ticketed events. Algeria’s community session was a real one, where the community was invited and now, children in the KC metro get to say they’ve played with international soccer stars.