I try to write software. I'm here for cars, sports, and tomfoolery. I used to be brutally honest, but Twitter sucks now. #sorrynotsorry
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5 Dec 2017
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
-MLK #LeadersWithClass
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Drew Hylbert retweeted
Jun 1
Cost decision to build a Bears stadium:
Hammond
- ZERO taxes for 40 years
- $1B funds from IN for stadium
- $700M from IN for infrastructure
Arlington
- $50M to $200M annual tax bill
- ZERO funds for stadium
- ZERO infrastructure costs covered
#DaBears
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Apr 30
David Allan Coe has passed away at the age of 86.
According to multiple reports, he died around 5pm ET today (Wed, April 29) in the hospital. No official cause of death has been released at this time.
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Suspect Arrested, Released from Jail and Immediately Steals @boulder_fire Engine
Full news release: bouldercolorado.gov/news/sus…
@BldrCOSheriff @LongmontPS #BoulderColorado
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Apr 7
The Utah Mammoth unveiled their “Zammoth” Zamboni 🦣
So naturally, we had to see what a few other teams might look like 👀
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Feb 24
The trauma was real..
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Old Bud Light Commercial
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17 Dec 2025
If you come upon an intersection with a dark or non-functioning traffic signal, please treat it as a 4-way stop #Boulder #BoulderColorado
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11 Dec 2025
“One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who produce, subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.”
— Thomas Sowell
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12 Nov 2025
You can see me a couple rows behind this guy. Great time at Ball Arena last night. #GoAvsGo
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2 Nov 2025
Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory buff.ly/xF0W9Ei
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25 Jul 2025
“And this is where we adjust the interest rate.”
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11 Jul 2025
We all started somewhere. They just started at Illinois.
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9 Jul 2025
Imagine if United Center was instead named Vienna Beef Center
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8 Jul 2025
It only took us 410 days to build the Empire State Building in the year 1930.
We’ve literally become less capable, drowning ourselves in red tape and regulation.
8 Jul 2025
16 months ago, the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed in Baltimore after a cargo ship hit it.
We still haven’t started rebuilding a new bridge. In fact, they are just starting to demolish the old remains this week.
China would have built 10 bridges by now.
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Hardest photo of the year just dropped 😤 #StanleyCup
ALT Matthew Tkachuk smoking a cigar while holding a beer and champagne in the locker room.
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3 Jun 2025
The only thing bipartisan in DC is bankrupting the American people.
I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore.
This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination.
Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.
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1 Jun 2025
Scottie has as many wins as the Rockies in May
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16 May 2025
PUBLIC OPINION SURVEY: Should Colorado allow police to impound vehicles used in illegal street racing or life-threatening reckless driving (even if the driver isn’t ID’d right away) as long as the owner can challenge it and reclaim their car if they weren’t involved? #Colorado
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DEPENDS ON SAFEGUARDS
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