America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. đź’¸

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Yes, easily. Hundreds of volunteers can register the homeless to vote. That's not illegal. Those ballots get sent to NGO processing centers automatically, where four or five people fill them out illegally. Then they get backdated by hand and mixed in with other ballot drops.
5 people can run 50k ballot voter fraud operation without getting caught or leaving any trace? And I’m the retard? 🤣
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What’s the point of having a trillion dollars if the whole world is Somalia?
BREAKING: Elon Musk has become the world's first trillionaire, with his net worth now estimated at over $1.1 trillion.
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Wouldn’t it be funny if the UK gives Muslims the right to carry guns because of this? Non-white Muslims ofc.
🚨 FEAR HAS ENTERED THE MOSQUES OF BELFAST Reports from Belfast suggest that some mosques have cancelled prayers and activities following three nights of unrest. Some Muslim families are reportedly staying indoors, avoiding unnecessary travel and taking extra precautions amid fears that tensions could escalate further. Workers are said to be changing routines. Parents are reportedly keeping children closer to home. Fear is no longer confined to the streets. It is moving into homes, schools, communities and mosques. There is currently no evidence of a nationwide response across Britain. But communities far beyond Northern Ireland are watching events unfold closely. Because after three consecutive nights of disorder, the question is no longer simply what happened in Belfast. The question is what happens next.
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NO SHOW TONIGHT. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU SUNDAY
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Has anyone tried stem cells for tinnitus/hyperacusis? I called the clinic linked to this Tweet.
Hearing loss? Tinnitus? Well I have really good news for you! Yesterday there was a presentation of how PRP (blood) can help to treat and potentially reverse hearing loss and tinnitus. It was presented at The Stem Cell Conference by a Korean doctor named Dr. Minbo Shim who has been doing it for over 10 years!! The results? 62% of patients responded positively Several patients had 10 years of benefits Mean benefit was 21 dB This is super exciting! Looks pretty easy to perform and very safe. Any ENTs seen or performed this before? I’ll be doing a full breakdown on this in an upcoming Substack article.
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BONUS SHOW TOMORROW. GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONS AND PROBLEMS
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“Reddit speaking. How may I direct your call?” 🤓
Replying to @fleshsimulator
I have a strict inverse-slur rule. I will never call a black man the N word. I will call everyone else it. I will never call a Gay man the F slur. I will call everyone else it. The inverse-slurinator is a wonderful rule of thumb.
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Reminder to my friends in Belfast. Immigration doesn't happen without immigration lawyers.
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Belfast is going crazy tonight over the recent attempted beheading by a migrant. Every Irishman I know in Belfast is taking place in riots later today. Prots and Catholic together bizarrely. The UK gov are scrambling to bring in riot police. Irish patriots are telling every white businesses to close their doors early tonight. Expect to see some crazy videos in a few hours. The city is going to burn
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Dumb fuck.
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Criminal organizations don't act in concert, you stupid bimbo. That's why LA is full of rival gangs. The various Democrat groups running the city are the biggest of them all.
the LA election noise is such a clear real time display of how conspiracies become embraced. you dummies know that the “Dem machine” would MUCH rather run off against Pratt right? All this bad info seems plausible because you’re doing too much guessing and not enough knowing.
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"Most people in L.A. vote by mail, in a 100.00% legal way." This is how children think. If one person decides to fill out ballots for the homeless, they could do probably 3,000 in a day. Put five people on it, and there goes third place. There is no mechanism in CA to flag this.
Gonna explain it so that even completely brain dead #MAGA cult members can understand it: I live in Los Angeles. I am a moderate who can’t stand the ultra left and ultra right. Bass isn’t great and maybe she will lose to the progressive who will run against her? She would have much rather been running against Pratt in November! She would have had a 95% of winning against Pratt. Maybe a 60% chance now against Raman. Anyone who thinks there is fraud is happening is either incredibly stupid OR purposefully lying—no other choices. Statistically and indisputably, 75% of Los Angeles is either Democrats or independents who lean Democrat because the candidates who are Republican always end up being stupid MAGA clowns since 2016. Trump got 26% of the vote in Los Angeles in 2024. Pratt will end up with slightly less than that, which makes sense, since he ran his campaign as an obnoxious MAGA asshole in an environment where Trump’s approval ratings are their lowest ever! Most people in L.A. vote by mail, in a 100.00% legal way, and often wait until the last few days before/on election day to send their ballots in. Those mail-in ballots lean SUPER HEAVILY to Democrats, ironically because the same brainless MAGA cult members attack mail-in-voting and hurt what ever absolutely miniscule chance they have of winning! So stop the fucking nonsense. Election deniers are among the dumbest organisms—and claiming fraud in this Los Angeles Mayoral election is the dumbest of the dumb.
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How do you grow up with a million mob movies and think criminal organizations all operate as one uniform collaborative entity. These people are too stupid to even conceptualize crime. Stealing candy from babies.
A good point by @ForecasterEnten about the “Democratic rigging” in Los Angeles’ mayoral race. Incumbent mayor Karen Bass leads Republican Spencer Pratt by double digits in run-off polls, but trails Democratic challenger Nithya Raman by 4. If Dems wanted to “rig” the primary, they would’ve picked Pratt to face Bass in the run-off.
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NEW DICK SHOW!!!! thedickshow.com/episode-512/ Spencer Pratt is robbed, sending piss bottles through the mail, a robot fights a child, no more cigarettes, a man in cargo shorts melts down, Sikhs circle the wagons after Henry Nowak, and Madcucks calls in to take credit for ten years of content.
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Yes. Late ballots should be fraud, but that isn't the issue. Raman's ballots aren't signed or filled out by real people. They're "witnessed" by union activists and filled out by the same. All homeless ballots are registered and delivered to NGO centers for this purpose.
Is an election rigged just because it counts mailed-in ballots after Election Day?
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By "dumb" elections, you mean exploited by labor unions and cartels for political gain? What is this smug Reddit take? Organized crime has run amok in California for decades and that's somehow our fault? Normal people can't stop this. SEND IN THE FUCKING MILITARY
California has a dumb voting system and an even dumber voting public. No need to invent elaborate conspiracies to explain their outcomes.
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It’s amazing that literally everything in LA is run by cartels and criminal organizations—and has been for 150 years—except for the elections.
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