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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
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boybutt be so hot i forget thatβs the poop hole
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Could it be that they centered the focal point for the TRAILER since most people are viewing the TRAILER on their PHONES or are we deciding to panic early
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Fuck Disney idgaf but why is this causing such an emotional reaction idgi
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lesbian vs gay twitter wars donβt really merit lengthy thinkpieces about βthe communityβ because theyβre led by shut-ins with no irl queer friends, who are addicted to the rush of being a language cop online. ask them to name 10 queer history books theyβve read and case closed
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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
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i be moaning when i stretch and yawn cause im lowkey gay
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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
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Oomf using the phrase βon fleekβ in 2026
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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
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theyβre either fighting for who abandoned their inner child faster or the Louis Vuitton modeling contract, thereβs no inbetween
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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
X-2 gets a bad rap but honestly its a bubbly musical adventure that's full of magical girl vibes and romantic af. A time capsule of the 2000s, a reminder that FF can be silly and unapologetically fun. It's very sincere with its campiness and invites you to just sing and dance.
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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
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I saw this so now all of you have to see this too
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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
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he geen
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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
ok but did you actually play Tomb Raider 2013 because those scenes absolutely felt like whoever designed them did it with one hand in his pants
The reason the death scenes are censored like this is because game journalists saw the gruesome death scenes in the first Tomb Raider remake and said, "Yeah these are inherently sexualized deaths."
TL;DR - Some game journos have a weird gore fetish, got uncomfortable, so now we can't have violent deaths in Tomb Raider anymore.
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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
Apr 4
vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick
p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system
real eyes realize real lies
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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
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Which Final Fantasy villain do you think is the most iconic?
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Why does he look like a haunted doll here
π¨ NEW: 97 pardoned Jan. 6 rioters have already been returned to prison for new crimes.
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News aside I canβt be the only one seeing a fat squirting cock
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Matty, π§Έβ€οΈβπ₯π³οΈβπ retweeted
computah show me the Hunter Biden foot job video again
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