my hottest take is that conda is objectively better than uv
1. conda is short for anaconda, which is a type of snake. guess what, so is a python
2. used primarily by academia and they are famously smart people, so they must know something we dont
3. "conda activate" makes you feel like you're commanding a tank. "uv run" sounds like you're doing laundry
4. it takes 45 minutes to resolve dependencies which gives you time to smash another white monster and watch youtube at work