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Mitch @disarray_atbest

Don't look into it, but I'm a handsome millionaire that's very successful with women.

Joined November 2011
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Thynebear@Thynebear
19 Oct 2013
[Jesus at the bar] "Oh, I'll just have a water" *winks at camera*
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Sofiya Alexandra@TheSofiya
18 Dec 2012
which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills
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kiddo@mrsjohngoodman
12 Jul 2014
nah homie you weak. which Kidz Bop album has come clean by hilary duff on it? too slow. it's 6. let's roll boys. he aint shit
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Mitch@disarray_atbest
17 Sep 2014
Kinda bullshit that Pitbull has an entire breed of dogs named after him.
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Mitch@disarray_atbest
16 Sep 2014
Why do people keep trying to take things from Liam Neeson?
Mitch@disarray_atbest
11 Sep 2014
brb just found my soulmate
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Mitch@disarray_atbest
24 Jul 2014
Live every day like its National Hot Dog Day.
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space pea@space__elevator
8 Jul 2014
I love when trains get so excited to be a train that they whistle!
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Mitch@disarray_atbest
15 Jul 2014
The longest and most meaningful relationship I've had in my life has been with my drug dealer.
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Mitch@disarray_atbest
15 Jul 2014
I never finish anyth
Mitch@disarray_atbest
14 Jul 2014
Sorry your girlfriend left you after seeing how good I am at flopping during pickup soccer games.
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Think you're leaving your parents' house? Wrong. Your mom just remembered 23 things she wants to talk about. Take a seat. This'll be awhile.
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Mitch@disarray_atbest
16 Jun 2014
Cincinnati is a soccer town.
Mitch@disarray_atbest
16 Jun 2014
Baby, you give me butterflies every time I see you... Like seriously what am I supposed to do with all these butterflies please stop
I have to spell "beef" three times before my phone stops autocorrecting it to "beer". Talk about a proud moment.
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