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Went out with my bestie this weekend in sf and found out there’s NOTHING to do…. So I am hosting my own events this week with Friday - @ditto_dates office warming party 8pm Sat - @ditto_dates run club at 10 am @arlanr’s @nozomioai x @ditto_dates rager party 6pm See u!

We dropped $200k to fly 6 interns to join @ditto_dates Their average age is 19.5, and they are from all corners of the map: Boston, Newark, LA, Toronto, Vancouver, and Shanghai Every single one think sf is the most innovative city they have ever seen If you are in your 20s, sf is where you need to be

police called me that there's an intruder at the @ditto_dates office at 4am this morning turns out it was the 17 yo high school dropout we hired he drove 7 hrs up from LA to SF, arrived at 12am, started cooking, and fell asleep waiting for his claude code the thing is, i never asked him to do any of this, and that's why police called me i only told him there are some exciting projects he can work on, and there he is, grinding on the floor he didn't ask for permission, he didn't wait for a yes, he simply wanted to build something cool and he just did it if you have high agency and do whatever it takes to win, the world is your oyster and you will win this kid is 17 and younger than 99% of you what's your reason to be lazy?

There’s only one thing you should do during summer in your 20s: Find love. I still remember this one summer night. Walking along the shore under the moonlight, beers in hand, saying things out loud I’d never told anyone before. On the drive home, neither of us wanted the night to end, so I just kept making left turns. What I won’t remember? The spreadsheets. The standups. The Slack messages I stressed over at midnight. That’s what summer in your 20s is for. You spent the whole school year grinding. Now it’s time to actually live. Let this be the summer that changes everything. Let this be the summer you fall in love. Stop wasting your time endlessly swiping on Hinge and Tinder and all those bs. Go experience real chemistry. Go make memories you’ll still think about years from now. Ditto Summer is coming.

did the new designer i just poached from spotify cook

Gen Z cares more about getting laid than "Multi-Agentic AI B2B SaaS for the IRL Connection Economy" @AllenWangzian realized this one detail and completely shifted the way he built and pitched @ditto_dates. "What the tech circle cares about is not really what college kids care about. Investors want to hear about 'multi-agentic AI' and the 'future of technology,' but users just want to know: 'Can this help me find hotties?' "We had to drop the 'AI' from our name and stop being 'techy' because people thought they were dating bots." "For Gen Z, being raw and genuine resonates more than any fancy tech pitch."

just got the pics from @ditto_dates yacht party hello twitter this is what hot people look like

looking for some hot people in san francisco to shoot some insta skits for @ditto_dates hmu if u r conventionally attractive

Waking up to see @jonathanzliu texted me that his @ditto_dates is now his girlfriend & soulmate ❤️ This is exactly why we built @ditto_dates : we want people to find genuine connection and love Your love is waiting for you on Ditto too. Try now link in comment ☘️

If @ditto_dates works for @jonathanzliu, it will works for you too❤️

Some high school dropouts cooked the most viral video on @ditto_dates insta last week Investing in young minds is the method

Every @ditto_dates’s party this summer will look like this Who needs an invite?

everyone should train themselves like an llm: data: gather as much and as wide input as possible. learn from different sources across different fields to build your taste reinforcement learning: learn by doing. interact with your surroundings and environment as much as you can too see what works and what doesnt

130k college students use @ditto_dates to find their people. we 4x'd in 3 months. this summer, 10 interns get to build what comes next you'll work directly with me and @EricLiu, alongside award-winning designers, influencers with millions of followers, and top lab researchers we raised $9.2M and we're using it to pay you well and throw yacht parties hiring: → summer 2026 Growth Intern → summer 2026 Engineering Intern apply below

2 high schoolers copied my product and got insanely viral Instead of suing them, I flew them out to sf and hired them on the spot Yesterday I got a call from my homeboy: ‘yo, did u know that some kids at your high school made a high school version @ditto_dates and it’s going super viral’ Instead of being mad, I was super excited Because high schoolers are truly the next generation If our product format can go viral among high school students, it shows that young people genuinely buy into our product So I quickly set up a Zoom call with them and found out they had no experience in engineering or growth: one of them had even dropped out of high school The entire product was built through pure vibe coding and organic growth I told myself, this is exactly the kind of talented young people we’re looking for: we don’t care about resumes, only execution and speed They are scrapy, grinding, smart, and creative They also didn’t just copy Ditto but also added their own personal touches Even though they are just 16 & 17, I see greatness and pure talents in them So I immediately flew them out to San Francisco that same day, booked them Airbnb, and brought them onto the team to start building new features If you’re a talented young person who wants to build something great, Ditto is the place to be We embrace true talent over anything else

Introducing @ditto_dates Summer Internship Residency We want to redefine how human connects for the next decade and you can join us for this mission Instead of wasting your summer at a boring corporate job, you can live in the heart of SF for free, earn competitive pay, and work with some of the most cracked people in your generation We are hiring 10 interns: 5 in growth and 5 in engineering Join us for the most ambitious summer of your life

who'd have thought this is our best performing ad at @ditto_dates ?

im hosting a @ditto_dates blind dating gala for 200 nyc college students this saturday if u r down bad, sign up and ill see u there!

dropped 15k on this @ ditto handle giving 5 free airpod pro max to whoever like this post and follow @ ditto on insta in the next 24 hrs!